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[quote][b]Originally posted by kotu:[/b]
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx

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CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA
[i]DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.
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kotu	update http://riot-wreck.com/
DjZelous	what the **** is this site lol
trippnface	keep going....
kotu	A sample chapter from the book should be available in a few weeks.. IN WHICH... - Joey Riot breaks into a tank museum - Joey Riot gets circumsized by mistake - Joey Riot gets mistaken for a rabbi
Smoogie
kotu	is this an ideas submission for the book? be serious. you cannot save money by walking into hedges backwards. serious idea submissions are welcome though we are OPEN TO ANYTHING haha i mean lol.
Samination	- Joey Riot eats up the author. The End
kotu	More likely he will give me loads of money
robertybob	quote: Originally posted by kotu: More likely he will give me loads of money I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)
Samination	quote: Originally posted by robertybob: quote: Originally posted by kotu: More likely he will give me loads of money I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?) or who to avoid. Actually, my name doesnt show up properly on my domains (but that could be because of swedish privacy laws)
kotu	quote: Originally posted by robertybob: I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?) i am a web developer
kotu	have 45 pages of notes for the book ha ha edit now have added mind maps / flow diagrams for 5 chapters out of 12 DON'T TELL ANYONE
kotu	https://scontent.fbrs1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26993208_547763352246275_2022834370751435931_n.jpg?oh=4cb6a1ef32be792c62e583deae4d6ffd&oe=5ADC5459
Smoogie	Once upon a time Joey Riot was born in Scotland and the SNP told him that they wan to leave the UK and so he said '**** you, I am voting Tory!' The end
kotu	quote: Originally posted by Smoogie: Once upon a time Joey Riot was born in Scotland and the SNP told him that they wan to leave the UK and so he said '**** you, I am voting Tory!' The end Actually we are doing more detailed stuff - in the book for example Joey tells Scott Brown he is a communist. "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you" "You're a communist" A whole preview chapter (14 pages) is now up on the site as well as a back cover graphic... link-> http://riot-wreck.com
kotu	Smoogie or anyone else wanna preview/evaluate chapter 3 for us? It's nearly ready
kotu	Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them. He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale. "Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.." "Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.." DJ Kurt smiles at you. "Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - " He points at the roof. You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders. [DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.] "Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!" Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side. "Mix!" he shouts.
kotu	extra news on the book will be released via my facebook profile at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010378444176
kotu	1`1 chapters now online to read
kotu	http://riot-wreck.com/chapter12preview.pdf 2 The Lich Song I am a lich and I can't even see I am a lich and I'm hidin' up a tree Why can't I why can't I even do a shit? That to me is the serioustest bit I hate bein' a **in' lich What a in' what a in' what a in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Liches are meant to be powerful undead Could it be that's something I misread? Why can't I do any magic in' spells? This really really really in' smells I hate bein' a in' lich What a in' what a in' what a in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Chiron, Lilith and Saturn smell They are seriously the rulers of hell Pluto doesn't even use chopsticks Pluto doesn't even have that many dicks I hate bein' a in' lich What a in' what a in' what a in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? 3 How did I drop that in' ball? This is worse than being way too tall Which is basically everyone on Earth I wonder how much my bullion is worth Oh.. I hate bein' a in' lich What a in' what a in' what a in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Right now this is the end of the book I really hope you enjoy my new look I really fancy eating a crow But I feel that that would be quite slow Oh! I hate bein' a in' lich What a in' what a in' what a *in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? 'hes quite tall, then'*
kotu	By the way the link for the whole book as a single PDF is available here at the bottom.... https://futurerave.uk/links.php
kotu	This is one of the newest pages from Joey Riot Story Book 2: Joey Riot in space. The work can be found at the bottom of this page on my site... https://futurerave.uk/extras.php
Si Thompson	quote: Originally posted by kotu: Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them. He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale. "Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.." "Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.." DJ Kurt smiles at you. "Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - " He points at the roof. You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders. [DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.] "Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!" Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side. "Mix!" he shouts. LMFAO!
Si Thompson	Opens door to Men in white coats "He is upstairs"
kotu	Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??
Si Thompson
Si Thompson	quote: Originally posted by kotu: Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house?? LOL
Samination	quote: Originally posted by Si Thompson: quote: Originally posted by kotu: Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house?? LOL Don't laugh, or you'll get yourself written into one of his stories
Si Thompson	I'm still waiting for a new story from Kotu.

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