A sample chapter from the book should be available in a few weeks.. IN WHICH...
- Joey Riot breaks into a tank museum
- Joey Riot gets circumsized by mistake
- Joey Riot gets mistaken for a rabbi
Smoogie
kotu
is this an ideas submission for the book? be serious. you cannot save money by walking into hedges backwards.
serious idea submissions are welcome though we are OPEN TO ANYTHING haha i mean lol.
Samination
- Joey Riot eats up the author.
The End
kotu
More likely he will give me loads of money
robertybob
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
More likely he will give me loads of money
I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)
Samination
quote:Originally posted by robertybob:
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
More likely he will give me loads of money
I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)
or who to avoid.
Actually, my name doesnt show up properly on my domains (but that could be because of swedish privacy laws)
kotu
quote:Originally posted by robertybob:
I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)
i am a web developer
kotu
have 45 pages of notes for the book ha ha
edit
now have added mind maps / flow diagrams for 5 chapters out of 12
DON'T TELL ANYONE
Once upon a time Joey Riot was born in Scotland and the SNP told him that they wan to leave the UK and so he said '**** you, I am voting Tory!'
The end
kotu
quote:Originally posted by Smoogie:
Once upon a time Joey Riot was born in Scotland and the SNP told him that they wan to leave the UK and so he said '**** you, I am voting Tory!'
The end
Actually we are doing more detailed stuff - in the book for example Joey tells Scott Brown he is a communist.
"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you"
"You're a communist"
A whole preview chapter (14 pages) is now up on the site as well as a back cover graphic... link-> http://riot-wreck.com
kotu
Smoogie or anyone else wanna preview/evaluate chapter 3 for us? It's nearly ready
kotu
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx
CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.
2 The Lich Song I am a lich and I can't even see I am a lich and I'm hidin' up a tree Why can't I why can't I even do a shit? That to me is the serioustest bit I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Liches are meant to be powerful undead Could it be that's something I misread? Why can't I do any magic ****in' spells? This really really really ****in' smells I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Chiron, Lilith and Saturn smell They are seriously the rulers of hell Pluto doesn't even use chopsticks Pluto doesn't even have that many dicks I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? 3 How did I drop that ****in' ball? This is worse than being way too tall Which is basically everyone on Earth I wonder how much my bullion is worth Oh.. I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Right now this is the end of the book I really hope you enjoy my new look I really fancy eating a crow But I feel that that would be quite slow Oh! I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse?
'hes quite tall, then'
kotu
By the way the link for the whole book as a single PDF is available here at the bottom....
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx
CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.
LMFAO!
Si Thompson
*Opens door to Men in white coats*
"He is upstairs"
kotu
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??
Si Thompson
Si Thompson
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??
LOL
Samination
quote:Originally posted by Si Thompson:
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??
LOL
Don't laugh, or you'll get yourself written into one of his stories
Si Thompson
I'm still waiting for a new story from Kotu.
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