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kotu update

http://riot-wreck.com/
DjZelous what the **** is this site lol
trippnface keep going....
kotu A sample chapter from the book should be available in a few weeks.. IN WHICH...
- Joey Riot breaks into a tank museum
- Joey Riot gets circumsized by mistake
- Joey Riot gets mistaken for a rabbi
Smoogie
kotu is this an ideas submission for the book? be serious. you cannot save money by walking into hedges backwards.

serious idea submissions are welcome though we are OPEN TO ANYTHING haha i mean lol.
Samination - Joey Riot eats up the author.

The End
kotu More likely he will give me loads of money
robertybob
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
More likely he will give me loads of money



I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)
Samination
quote:
Originally posted by robertybob:
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
More likely he will give me loads of money



I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)



or who to avoid.

Actually, my name doesnt show up properly on my domains (but that could be because of swedish privacy laws)
kotu
quote:
Originally posted by robertybob:

I guess he could look up who owns the domain and it?ll show their full name and address, so he?ll know where to drop it off (?)



i am a web developer
kotu have 45 pages of notes for the book ha ha

edit
now have added mind maps / flow diagrams for 5 chapters out of 12
DON'T TELL ANYONE
kotu https://scontent.fbrs1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26993208_547763352246275_2022834370751435931_n.jpg?oh=4cb6a1ef32be792c62e583deae4d6ffd&oe=5ADC5459
Smoogie Once upon a time Joey Riot was born in Scotland and the SNP told him that they wan to leave the UK and so he said '**** you, I am voting Tory!'

The end
kotu
quote:
Originally posted by Smoogie:
Once upon a time Joey Riot was born in Scotland and the SNP told him that they wan to leave the UK and so he said '**** you, I am voting Tory!'

The end



Actually we are doing more detailed stuff - in the book for example Joey tells Scott Brown he is a communist.

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you"
"You're a communist"

A whole preview chapter (14 pages) is now up on the site as well as a back cover graphic... link-> http://riot-wreck.com
kotu Smoogie or anyone else wanna preview/evaluate chapter 3 for us? It's nearly ready
kotu Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx


CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA
DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.



kotu extra news on the book will be released via my facebook profile at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010378444176
kotu 1`1 chapters now online to read
kotu http://riot-wreck.com/chapter12preview.pdf

2
The Lich Song
I am a lich and I can't even see
I am a lich and I'm hidin' up a tree
Why can't I why can't I even do a shit?
That to me is the serioustest bit
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Liches are meant to be powerful undead
Could it be that's something I misread?
Why can't I do any magic ****in' spells?
This really really really ****in' smells
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Chiron, Lilith and Saturn smell
They are seriously the rulers of hell
Pluto doesn't even use chopsticks
Pluto doesn't even have that many dicks
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
3
How did I drop that ****in' ball?
This is worse than
being way too tall
Which is basically everyone on Earth
I wonder how much my bullion is worth
Oh..
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Right now this is the end of the book
I really hope you enjoy my new look
I really fancy eating a crow
But I feel that that
would be quite slow
Oh!
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?



'hes quite tall, then'
kotu

By the way the link for the whole book as a single PDF is available here at the bottom....

https://futurerave.uk/links.php
kotu

This is one of the newest pages from Joey Riot Story Book 2: Joey Riot in space.

The work can be found at the bottom of this page on my site...
https://futurerave.uk/extras.php
Si Thompson
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx


CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA
DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.








LMFAO!
Si Thompson *Opens door to Men in white coats*


"He is upstairs"
kotu Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??
Si Thompson
Si Thompson
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??



LOL
Samination
quote:
Originally posted by Si Thompson:
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??



LOL



Don't laugh, or you'll get yourself written into one of his stories
Si Thompson I'm still waiting for a new story from Kotu.

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