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| dr0p_dead_fred |
seen in a british newspaper that hixxy's trademark hat has been stolen right from atop his head
he was almost in tears as he was being interviewed by tv and news crews and kept on saying "how will i ever go on" and sobbed about giving up hardcore forever
fellow hat wearers directors Steven Spielberg and Micheal Moore and rockstar Maryiln Manson are mourning his loss along side him and have sent him replacement caps, but none he loves as much as old bluey
he is also offering a cash reward of 5,000.00 mexican pesos to who ever has any tips leading to the return of his baseball cap
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| virus |
they should make a movie..
i wonder who will play "The Theif"!?
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| dr0p_dead_fred |
THIS JUST IN
a ransom note attactched to a brick has just been thrown in the raverbaby head office
the note reads as follows
"sign over raver baby to me or you will feel the wrath of the scotchman MWAHAHAHAHA"
enclosed with the note was a picture of good friend and fellow hardcore dj sharkey tied to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth
unfortunatley when the ransom note was delivered there were people inside the raverbaby head office and another employee was injured
dougal has been taken to the hospital with a major concussions and in serious need of stitches
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| Dj.Yuglooc |
Could you please STFU and stop trolling ...
<-Hardcore-> |
| Samination |
haha, take it easy my fellow swede, they're just having a ball? ;)
Did you read the news flash on CNN?
DJ UFO is a taken prisoner in Iraq and if you dont send back all ravers, they'l cut his head off :O
*insert a line here... WTBH?*
Grind me Hardcore! |
| clarke101 |
^^^ carefull mate some people may be offended by that comment about ufo.
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| hyperdance |
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
THIS JUST IN
a ransom note attactched to a brick has just been thrown in the raverbaby head office
the note reads as follows
"sign over raver baby to me or you will feel the wrath of the scotchman MWAHAHAHAHA"
enclosed with the note was a picture of good friend and fellow hardcore dj sharkey tied to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth
unfortunatley when the ransom note was delivered there were people inside the raverbaby head office and another employee was injured
dougal has been taken to the hospital with a major concussions and in serious need of stitches
where the hell
are u getting all this shit from???
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its funny because its true!! |
| Seany |
quote:
Originally posted by hyperdance:
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
THIS JUST IN
a ransom note attactched to a brick has just been thrown in the raverbaby head office
the note reads as follows
"sign over raver baby to me or you will feel the wrath of the scotchman MWAHAHAHAHA"
enclosed with the note was a picture of good friend and fellow hardcore dj sharkey tied to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth
unfortunatley when the ransom note was delivered there were people inside the raverbaby head office and another employee was injured
dougal has been taken to the hospital with a major concussions and in serious need of stitches
where the hell
are u getting all this shit from???
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its funny because its true!!
His stupid head, Couldnt' you tell? :
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| hyperdance |
yea but it was so wel thot of.
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its funny because its true!! |
| Lokan |
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
a ransom note attactched to a brick has just been thrown in the raverbaby head office
What, you mean Hixxy's bedroom?
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| lucificifus |
Cmon, this WAS the funniest thread started by DDF, untill allsajall started bitching. DDF, I recommend putting this is the General room, but that would take away from the joke :P.
--Luci
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| tunnelrush |
lol fred your retarded :p you dont have to say MEXICAN pesos. Their just pesos. Now give hixxy his hat back.
<*>WHAT?! Im sorry, I can't hear you cuz my Hardcore's too loud, ur gonna have to shut up!"<*> |
| Samination |
clarke101, i dont worry, DJ UFO kicks Hixxy's ass anytime anyday ;)
*insert a line here... WTBH?*
Grind me Hardcore! |
| milo |
yah... UFO could totally take hixxy... it's like celebrity wrestling of the hardcore scene
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| tunnelrush |
id hate to see scott brown get ina fight...if he was kickin some ass, no doubt the person would try to pull his long, thick hair and knee em a couple times... 
<*>WHAT?! Im sorry, I can't hear you cuz my Hardcore's too loud, ur gonna have to shut up!"<*> |
| KinokoBoy |
what do u UK people call a "baseball cap?" I mean, nobody actually plays baseball in your country.....
Hardcore will die if it goes Cheezy!!! Keep it Hard and Trancy!!!! |
| djDMS |
quote:
Originally posted by KinokoBoy:
what do u UK people call a "baseball cap?"
Er.....a baseball cap!
The name is obviously more to do with where they originated from, than their potential use. just another one of those general, badly thought out terms!
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| dr0p_dead_fred |
MORE NEWS :
the kidnapper may actually be a rival dj for hixxy's genre and is a warning sign to tell him to stay away
scott brown , owner of evolution records had this to say:
"get the f*ck outta my way you damn journalist"
and another note has been thrown into hixxy's mothers house, murdering his kitten...mixxy
hixxy has upped the reward from 5,000 pesos to 5,001 pesos
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| -Bazza- |
Noooooooooo it can't be true! Mixxy can't be dead. 
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| -Bazza- |
quote:
Originally posted by djDMS:
quote:
Originally posted by KinokoBoy:
what do u UK people call a "baseball cap?"
Er.....a baseball cap!
The name is obviously more to do with where they originated from, than their potential use. just another one of those general, badly thought out terms!
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Arguably one of the best
'Rounders Cap' wouldn't have the same ring to it. 
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| Triquatra |
rofl!
no we dont play baseball and thus - in britain we call hats and caps "penis"'s
which im sure you'll agree sounds great! especially when you got back through the thread and replace all the refrences to "baseball cap" with "hat" with penis :D
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| tunnelrush |
So Mixxy is dead, and Hixxy has no penis? so so sad...
<*>WHAT?! Im sorry, I can't hear you cuz my Hardcore's too loud, ur gonna have to shut up!"<*> |
| whispering |
quote:
Originally posted by djDMS:
quote:
Originally posted by KinokoBoy:
what do u UK people call a "baseball cap?"
Er.....a baseball cap!
My Finnish-English-Finnish dictionary says you call it a cap.
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| virus |
i heard a rumour that scott brown was recently seen with "hat head"!
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| dr0p_dead_fred |
no chinese leftovers
things are gettin mighty suspicious!
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| slavetomysoundwave |
quote:
Originally posted by Lokan:
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
a ransom note attactched to a brick has just been thrown in the raverbaby head office
What, you mean Hixxy's bedroom?
lmao!!!
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
and another note has been thrown into hixxy's mothers house, murdering his kitten...mixxy
lmao!!!
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| dr0p_dead_fred |
THE CRIME HAS BEEN SOLVED!
turns out the dj sharkey was behind it all!
he tied himself up and took pictures because he was jealous of hixxy always having his name first on fliers and bonkers albums
sharkey had this to say
"i guess it started back around when toy town came out, he said that since he has been around longer that his name should go first on everything. i had kept my rage inside me always growing with each bonkers release until i snapped"
hixxy was shocked at the news
he had this to say about sharkey in return
"i thought he was my friend..."
sharkey has been fired from all major hardcore labels by hixxy, a shock to the whole world. and lastly hixxys hat will be returned to him by next march.
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| Fraud |
I knew it. 
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| -Bazza- |
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
THE CRIME HAS BEEN SOLVED!
turns out the dj sharkey was behind it all!
he tied himself up and took pictures because he was jealous of hixxy always having his name first on fliers and bonkers albums
sharkey had this to say
"i guess it started back around when toy town came out, he said that since he has been around longer that his name should go first on everything. i had kept my rage inside me always growing with each bonkers release until i snapped"
hixxy was shocked at the news
he had this to say about sharkey in return
"i thought he was my friend..."
sharkey has been fired from all major hardcore labels by hixxy, a shock to the whole world. and lastly hixxys hat will be returned to him by next march.
...and they all lived happily ever after, except for sharkey, but he got over it eventually, and poor little mixxy who has gone to kitty heaven.
Good night, sweet dreams, don't let the bed bugs bite.
PS. I think mixxy would have been a better name for a rabbit. 
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| Chicken |
LOL!!! Good god where did this thread come from???? This has most definately made my day, especially the death of mixxy thing! Funny shit Fred, lol
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| Rita |
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA OOHHH MAN. The best part was
quote:
unfortunatley when the ransom note was delivered there were people inside the raverbaby head office and another employee was injured
dougal has been taken to the hospital with a major concussions and in serious need of stitches
:D
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| steve O |
Lol, some stupid shit probs took this seriously. U can just imagine them telling all their mates haha!
'I got 99 problems but the 1st division ain't one!!!' |
| djscorch |
I bet dougals wig fell off when the brick hit him
Manchester Massive, lets f@ckin 'ave ya! |
| Leelo1 |
i heard sum terrorists nicked scot browns shirt an cut off his ponytail now hes avin a nervous breackdown in the same cell a hannibul lecture 
be who u wanna b ......
drink wot u wanna drink....
smoke wot ya wanna smoke....
Sall fun!!!!
Leelo_1 |
| dr0p_dead_fred |
FINALLY
the hardcore scene has said good bye to mixxy who was laid to rest in a pet cemetary next to sharkey's old dog, barkey and seven of dougal's goldfish.
he will be sadly missed
R.I.P. Mixxy The Cat (1997-2004)
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| Fraud |
aw, it was so cute.
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| -Bazza- |
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| TypeR |
i think that omar santana should play some super gabber and exhume mixxy from the grave as to turn her into a zombie and join the Rotterdam TerrorCorps. she will then wreak havoc on the world as though she was the legion of doom. she will then smoke a cigar and count money for the rest of her zombie days.
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air |
| dr0p_dead_fred |
wow
thats jus wrong
i just pictured a sexy cat walking around stage naked
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| TypeR |
well, painting a pretty picture is one of my best qualities.
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air |
| lucificifus |
...
*goes and listens to some hardcore*
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Pss Pss Pshhahaha Brkkkkkkititikikikiki BEEP BEEP BEEP.... *CRASH*
YAY MAKINA! |
| zelachang |
arent cats usually naked?
.... you fuzzy freak fred you
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| dr0p_dead_fred |
no cats wear fur like rich hookers
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| TypeR |
check out the hookers on bumfights.com
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air |
| dr0p_dead_fred |
lol they are nasty
the one who gives that old guy a bj
naasty
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| B.C |
i make my girlfriend watch bumfights wen she gets lippy.
puts things in2 perspective, watchin roofus do his thing.
"Let's All Get Down!!" |
| dr0p_dead_fred |
are you a misogynst?
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| TypeR |
my avatar is of rufus getting punched in the face! but no, i'm a massagenest!
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air |
| dr0p_dead_fred |
i meant BC
he sounds like a wife beater
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| TypeR |
maybe he wears a wife beater
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air |
| Splix |
quote:
Originally posted by dr0p_dead_fred:
THIS JUST IN
a ransom note attactched to a brick has just been thrown in the raverbaby head office
the note reads as follows
"sign over raver baby to me or you will feel the wrath of the scotchman MWAHAHAHAHA"
enclosed with the note was a picture of good friend and fellow hardcore dj sharkey tied to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth
unfortunatley when the ransom note was delivered there were people inside the raverbaby head office and another employee was injured
dougal has been taken to the hospital with a major concussions and in serious need of stitches
LOl
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| TypeR |
stick a fork in this topic, it's done
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air |
| this-is-bonkers |
is this a big lie or did it actually happen LOL??????
hardcore till i die.... |
| thecrazyg |
:| had me worried for a minute there.
This is a pretty stupid thread
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