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dj_excy
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 Posted - 2005/05/06 : 12:20:14
kool pics Knightmare 
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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Knightmare
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Posted - 2005/05/06 : 12:58:47
more?
probably thought the guys were talking about a pussy-CAT!
... in a twisted universe...
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2005/05/06 : 21:49:50
(right click this then choose save as and read what it says, so hysterically funny!!)
(who would seriously wear these, couldn't pay me to wear them)
just a few from on my pc, i'll add the rest later 
'Come show me your hardcore feelings, With your raving feelings, Cos i don't know the way to groove, I've never learnt to dance this fast and i don't know the how to move....'
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Cyborgasm
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Posted - 2005/05/07 : 00:21:35
i just love bieng a Dj
But know that while you may shut down any given party on any given night,in any given city,in any given country or continent you can never shut down the entire party.no matter what you may think. The music will never stop. The heartbeat will never fade,
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moggy
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Australia
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Posted - 2005/05/08 : 20:50:04
incoming call anyone home 
http://www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/funny%20photos/ad5202_17.jpg
just 1 wrong move with drugs your dead clear and simple!
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Comet
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Posted - 2005/05/08 : 23:47:15
Great job reviving a year old topic. :P
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Fishy
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Posted - 2005/05/09 : 15:13:40
quote:
Originally posted by moggy:
incoming call anyone home
http://www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/funny%20photos/ad5202_17.jpg
just 1 wrong move with drugs your dead clear and simple!
I've seen that movie lol:p
Trancey aint cool.... cheezey and breakbeat rule!!!
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/05/13 : 13:32:43
new world trade centre
saddams bomb!!
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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bigmaddaz
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Posted - 2005/05/25 : 13:57:09
here ya go ppl i got some jokes for you if ya bored
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach.
They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel.
After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.
Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"
"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"
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A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.
She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do.
The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting to paint his porch. He asks the blonde if she paints?
The blonde says, "Sure anything."
"Well, I've been wanting to paint my porch, how much would you charge?" the man replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.
The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."
"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done."
With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."
"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/05/25 : 16:17:44
hey ppl i got another blonde joke for ya here
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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Cotts
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Posted - 2005/05/26 : 03:44:41
how do i get to be one of the 33 billion served???
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/05/26 : 10:17:05
haha! n1 cotts
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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Samination
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Posted - 2005/05/26 : 22:26:34
this is actually real candy sold here in sweden (and denmark & germany, since it's Haribo). And yes, it's normal candy =P
Ever wondered what true christian's eat? =P
self explaning :P
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2005/05/28 : 11:56:02
samination we get maoam bars over here to but i have never seen that wrapper, sure they aren't fake?
500 posts of pure unfiltered sarcastic and cynical garbage
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/06/23 : 13:51:26
Husband Super Store
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor...
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or
not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor ..
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm", said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor...
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow", said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor...
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor...
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are f*cking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs."
LMAO!!!!!
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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