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SEEKY
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 Posted - 2004/05/14 : 17:12:42
The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits" No she said lifting her skirt "Eat me like the ****ing book says!"
Es , SPEED , TRIPS AND BLOW HERE WE ****ING GO!
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SEEKY
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Posted - 2004/05/14 : 17:15:31
WHAT"S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHAEL JACKSON AND ACNE?
Acne waits untill your a teenager till it cums on your face!!!
Es , SPEED , TRIPS AND BLOW HERE WE ****ING GO!
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DJ Mole
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Posted - 2004/05/14 : 17:20:09
these jokes are funny as ****
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Excessive
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Posted - 2004/05/14 : 20:02:06
A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference
between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment,
then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.
"So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied "Definitely, I
wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just
love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his
father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers.
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Lazerath
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Posted - 2004/05/18 : 15:22:28
CLASS!
Now they are decent..
n DJSEEKY you nicking these of a website ????
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fudge_ishot
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Posted - 2004/05/28 : 14:40:30
Q. What has got 300 legs and no pubic hair ?
A. the front row of a westlife concert
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Dean86
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Posted - 2004/05/28 : 15:00:49
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Q. What has got 300 legs and no pubic hair ?
A. the front row of a westlife concert
Ha classic
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hardcore anorak
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Posted - 2004/05/28 : 20:33:01
whats m.jackson and a bootle of whisky got in common?. they both cum in tots.
s.shaw
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/05/28 : 21:19:20
sorry but i have 2 agree with u bigbaddaz..ur jokes r the best:)lol
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bigmaddaz
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Posted - 2004/05/29 : 17:54:49
thanx rhi xxxxxxx
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Phil_G
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Posted - 2004/05/29 : 18:07:12
A man goes into a biker bar in new york and ties his poole up outside goes up to the bar and orders a drink a few minute later a huge biker guy comes in and asks "who the poodle belongs too" the guy stands up scared and says "mine why?" the biker says "your dog just killed mine" the man say "what kind of dog do u have?" the biker says "a rotweiler" the man asks"how did my dog do that then" the biker says "my dog choked on it"
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Phil_G
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Posted - 2004/05/29 : 18:10:34
One morning a man gets an invite to a party so that night he goes to the house where its beeing held and looks in the window and see's that its actually a fancy dress party so he runs into the bushes and strips down to his pants thn walks up to the front door sumone answers and is shocked by wot he is wearin she asks "what are you meant to be" the man replies "premature ejaculation i came in my pants"
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