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DJ Mole
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 Posted - 2004/06/12 : 16:15:29
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Originally posted by Wild Irish Raver:
rite well i was drunk and and didnt see the thorn bush behind me and as i was bedin down it ripped my arse!!!! i screamed out in pain and de bf rolled round the place lafin!!! then i was goin 4 a pee in this little shed and the door was half fallin off i was on my hunkers nd tot the bf was comin round to watch....i leaned over to close the door and fell over onto shite!!!! someone had obviously been there b4 us!!!! i was Discusted!!!!! it was horific!! lucky i saw de funny side kinda cuz i was drunk nd all!!!!
Why o why cant you just accept it..im a raver not a crazy drug addict!!
u basically said the same thing above fool lol
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Dean86
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 17:39:16
Ha that was a funny 1 JesterDJ
I once walked in on my mates sister whilst she was havin a wee
Ill never look at her in the same way again.
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mr bishi
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 18:46:44
I got home after my 18th birthday absolutely shit faced and fell asleep on the floor in my sitting room.
Anyway i woke up in my bed (not knowing how i got there) the next evening with a flithy hangover and stinking of piss.
It turn's out i pissed myself that night on the floor, took off all me clothes and went back to sleep in my puddle, and me poor ma had to carry me up to bed when she got up.
I would have loved to see her face.
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Wild Irish Raver
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 20:15:44
haha mr bishi thats gas!!!!! hahahahaha my mate once fell asleep on the toilet fell off and broke his leg!!!!! :S haa
Why o why cant you just accept it..im a raver not a crazy drug addict!!
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 22:53:59
that is ****ing class wild irish!!!
i remember when i went pub with a mate of mine; was drinking from mid day; i went to the loo at about 5 and apparently fell asleep. he came down and banged on the cubicle and i had been asleep on the pub loo for 3/4 of an hour!!!
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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Simon
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 23:12:18
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Originally posted by Blasphemy:
well whatever saying you use, they all end the same way :)
- Rob / Blasphemy
It's Cockney Rhyming Slang.
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djDMS
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Posted - 2004/06/13 : 00:04:44
Unlucky Rhi.
One question though - did the builder have a hard helmet?
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/06/14 : 22:07:11
i honestly couldnt say lol
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/06/14 : 22:24:12
you can see my helmet any time rhi; its big and yellow and has a chin strap. wanna touch it? [:P]   
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/06/14 : 22:54:25
LMAO ur a fireman r u?[@:P]
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/06/14 : 23:05:36
i'm whatever u want me to be baby
naa my job isn't so much fun, i'm a bl;oody electrician/telephone engineer  how boring...
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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Danfrere
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Posted - 2004/06/14 : 23:42:34
This ones good
Once me and my mate were round another mates Dad's. They decided to take some sleeping pills and down about a litre of White Lightning, about an hour later my two friends and the Dad were toddling around like......well....... toddlers making skweaking noises. That being funny enough, to top the night off one of my mates dissapeared for ages, eventuly we found him in the shitter on the floor pants round ankles!  he had fallen asleep while taking a shit, the other friends step mum had to sort him out and pull his trousers up!
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htid
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 00:10:04
OK heres my story, ill keep it short but not sure whether its classed as embaressin you guys let me know lol
Me and missus been together 4.5 years. couple of weeks ago i shaged me mates sister in law thats 16 years old which ireckon wernt a good move (hes quite a big chap and well protective over her). Now im shittin myself shes gonna find,but hey i was drunk.
Sorry didnt have any embaressing storys so this had to do.
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Wild Irish Raver
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 00:15:16
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Originally posted by htid:
OK heres my story, ill keep it short but not sure whether its classed as embaressin you guys let me know lol
Me and missus been together 4.5 years. couple of weeks ago i shaged me mates sister in law thats 16 years old which ireckon wernt a good move (hes quite a big chap and well protective over her). Now im shittin myself shes gonna find,but hey i was drunk.
Sorry didnt have any embaressing storys so this had to do.
Thats really bad!!!! why are lads such *******s?!!!how could u even look at anyone else???
Why o why cant you just accept it..im a raver not a crazy drug addict!!
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 00:39:23
i agree wif u babe...4 yrs n u go and do tha..rude as **** m8
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