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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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 Posted - 2004/06/11 : 21:42:17
Today summin so embarrassing happended tha i dnt fink i shud tell u all but fuc* it init its all good fun!!
Right..my bathroom door isnt attatched 2 the walls yeh cos im havin sum work done on my house due 2 an accident my dad had n now he's in a wheelchair so we having loadsa walls knocked down n rooms added on n stuff but we wont go in 2 tha.. ..but n e ways..i was avin a jimmy riddle...and 1 of the builders were walkin upstairs n the door fell on top of me n i think he saw me bitz ...n e 1 else got n e funny/embarrasing stories bout themselves?Lol
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/11 : 21:56:20
lmao i no its not very funny babe
god i would of beatin f*ck outta him lol
chill out like a mouse
coz dj excy's in the house!!
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KID_PIRAHNA
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Posted - 2004/06/11 : 23:02:35
WOWOMFGWTFBBQ!!!1!!!!
LMAO that's some good stuff! Thanx for gettin' me outta my bad mood.
OK, what does 'avin a jimmy riddle' mean? I've never heard that before....it sounds funny though.
and when the worker guy saw your bitz, do you mean he saw your bewbies? HAHAHA
Oh and rhi hunny, I'm not laughin' at you, I'm laughin' with you!
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Leelo1
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Posted - 2004/06/11 : 23:52:03
avin a jimmy riddle...piddle, weee, pi*sin
gettin caught avin a tug now thats bad
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Wild Irish Raver
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 00:36:35
emmmm i had a few pretty embarrasing moments alri ohh god de shame well i was out with my ex b.f one morn and we went to this old building nd started drinkin nd aftr loadz of cans i was dyin for a pee!!!! sooo emm me bein drunk decided to go for a pee in the corner i jus ad my pants pulled down went to bend down and as i did i ripped the arse off myself with a thorn bust!!! it was bleedin nd all ohhh de fukn pain!!!  then to make it worse 5 mins latr i fell into shite and had to walk round the whole day with it!!! ahh well least i was drunk but my b.f kept complaining bout the smelll of me!!!
Why o why cant you just accept it..im a raver not a crazy drug addict!!
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hardcore anorak
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 01:54:51
haha nice one sexy rhi rhi very funny bet ur face turned beetrout
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 02:33:26
having a wee it meansur right leelo1yes it was very ambarrasing:)lol..more of ur stories peeps dnt jus sit there larfin at mine
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Sakkara
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 04:01:19
Soz Rhi, I can't hink of any just now, but cheers for the story anyways.
Oh hold on, I've just thought of one...........
My girlfriend was home alone one day & I left work early to surprise her.
She was wondering around the house sorting out some stuff (we were decorating at the time). I bumped into a friend I hadn't seen for ages & invited him round for a coffee. Little did I know, the missus had a bit of an accident with some paint & spilled it all down herself.
While she was getting changed in the sitting room, I walked through the door with my friend in tow. There she was, naked from the waiste up, holding her bra!! My mate got embarressed, so did the g/f. He made some sharp excuses & ran out.
I haven't spoken to him since, but another friend said that he thought we were after a threesome!!!!!
He obviously thinks a lot of himself (idiot).
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Simon
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 10:16:52
Good job you weren't having a Barclays Bank!!!
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DJ Mole
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 10:25:33
Lucky him aye Rhi
and Wild Irish Raver - funny as **** story, how'd u manage to fall in shite and rip your arse hole in 2 lol
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fazza
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 14:58:46
quote:
Originally posted by Simon:
Good job you weren't having a Barclays Bank!!!
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no mate its a thomas the tank!
all your base are belong to us.
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 15:23:21
awwwwww molelol..and its none of the above...the actual sayin is..spankin the monkey
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StrifeII
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 15:36:06
well whatever saying you use, they all end the same way :)
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DJ Mole
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 15:44:35
quote:
Originally posted by Blasphemy:
well whatever saying you use, they all end the same way :)
- Rob / Blasphemy
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1.CLSM - Free Your Mind (Sy & Unknown Remix)
2.Brisk & Brown - Back & Fourth
3.Gammer - Can't Compete
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Wild Irish Raver
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 16:01:50
rite well i was drunk and and didnt see the thorn bush behind me and as i was bedin down it ripped my arse!!!! i screamed out in pain and de bf rolled round the place lafin!!! then i was goin 4 a pee in this little shed and the door was half fallin off i was on my hunkers nd tot the bf was comin round to watch....i leaned over to close the door and fell over onto shite!!!! someone had obviously been there b4 us!!!! i was Discusted!!!!! it was horific!! lucky i saw de funny side kinda cuz i was drunk nd all!!!!
Why o why cant you just accept it..im a raver not a crazy drug addict!!
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/06/12 : 16:14:39
one of the worse things that happened to me that i can remember right now is when i was walking round in leicester square with my bird; we were just looking for somewhere to have a quiet drink.
anyone know them sports trousers with the buttons down the sides so u can get them off quick at sports events? well i was wearing a pair of those.
the thing was we were carrying some bits and pieces of shopping about from the day, and she asked if i would hold her purse while she sorted out the stuff in the bags or something.
i thought "**** this i can't b arsed to carry it" so i put it in my pocket. As we started walkin again, coz of the weight of the purse in the pocket all the buttons down the right hand side just completely undone and the trousers dropped before i could catch them; before u know it i'm displaying my calvin klein's to the chinese tourists, and gettin laughed at by the blokes pretending to be statues.... oh what a fun day that was...
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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