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The Scouse
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  18:27:43  Show profile Send a private message
OK got a bit of a q for yoou guys

Your stuck in a concrete room with NO exits, All you have is a table and a saw, 40 minutes of air are avaiable to breath before you suffocate and die.

How do you escape?



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hardcore_til_i_die
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  18:54:21  Show profile  Send a private message
how the feck did i get into the room i the first place???


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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  19:07:01  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit tunnelrush's homepage
Damn! I have this book called "How To Escape From A Concrete Room With No Exits in 41 MINUTES"

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quote:
Originally posted by tunnelrush:
Damn! I have this book called "How To Escape From A Concrete Room With No Exits in 41 MINUTES"




You could skip the appendices?

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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  19:55:36  Show profile  Send a private message
can you actually measure the amount of time you will live for by oxygen levels in the air?!

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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  19:55:56  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit mark-ireland's homepage
Havent a clue. Tell me.

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The Scouse
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  20:00:35  Show profile  Send a private message
Yes you can tell how long to live by oxy levels

Some science formula or other


Whant the answer?





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The Scouse
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  20:04:06  Show profile  Send a private message
Ill give it a bit longer see if any one gets it

Try some daft suggestions

Its to do with the table and saw (clue)





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mark-ireland
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  20:14:51  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit mark-ireland's homepage
Still havent got a clue. lol tell us.

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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  20:16:07  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit clarke101's homepage
Lame !!!!!!

Cut table with saw put to halves together to make whole and climb through the hole.

May i suggest the chat room if your BORED



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Edited by - clarke101 on 2004/12/11 20:17:01
mark-ireland
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  20:26:05  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit mark-ireland's homepage
What? How would that get you through the wall? you would have to be a whole in the wall.

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Kill yourself with the saw because its better then sufficating to death.

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The Scouse
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  21:32:42  Show profile  Send a private message
quote:
Originally posted by clarke101:
Lame !!!!!!

Cut table with saw put to halves together to make whole and climb through the hole.

May i suggest the chat room if your BORED






lol 1 st time


soz if i put it in the wrong place





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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  23:08:02  Show profile View artist profile  Send a private message  Visit StrifeII's homepage
First, i would take a crap. After that i would masturbate in my own feses three times, and play with my nipples for half an hour. Using the handle of the saw to mix these bodily fluids together would create an almost acidic concoction due to the chemicals in the handle. I would use this to burn through the walls of the concrete room, thus completing my escape. Then, i would realise i am naked.

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StrifeII
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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  23:11:30  Show profile View artist profile  Send a private message  Visit StrifeII's homepage
oh, and the real answer :

saw the table in half. put the two halves together, which makes a whole. put the whole against the wall, and freedom is you.

- Rob / Blasphemy


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Posted - 2004/12/11 :  23:12:10  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit djDMS's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Blasphemy:
First, i would take a crap. After that i would masturbate in my own feses three times, and play with my nipples for half an hour. Using the handle of the saw to mix these bodily fluids together would create an almost acidic concoction due to the chemicals in the handle. I would use this to burn through the walls of the concrete room, thus completing my escape. Then, i would realise i am naked.

- Rob / Blasphemy




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