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Underloop
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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  11:46:34  Show profile Send a private message
Just came across this walk-through for San-Andreas, and it had a section on dating, which I think should ideally be applied in real life. Follow this advice and you'll never be short of red hot girls queuing up to date you

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There are three base types of date outcomes. One is a successful date, which
is what you should be going for. This is when you drop your girlfriend off at
home after a date, and she was satisfied with the date.

A failed date is when you drop the girl off at home after a date in which
something went wrong. This could be that you failed to meet the requirements
of the date, you took too much time on the date, or you didn't meet the girl's
appearance standards when you dropped her off.

The third basic type of date outcome is an abandon date. This is when you
leave the girl behind (or abandon her, one might say). The easiest way to do
this is to get into a car, and then quickly drive away before your girlfriend
can get in. Then once you've driven far enough for the game to unload her, you
will have abandoned her and the date ends instantly. This is just like a
failed date, but faster.

One very important thing that you should never do on a date is abuse the girl.
This means hitting her or shooting her with any weapons. If you just hit her
once, the date might not immediately end. However, shooting the girl or
beating her repeatedly will instantly end the date. Either way, your
relationship will go down considerably. All of the girls can take quite a few
hits, including multiple headshots from various weapons. However, they can
die, and if kill a girl through abuse, she will no longer be your girlfriend.


There are a few other things you can do on almost any type of date with a girl.
What you do may have a positive or negative impact on your relationship with
the girl.

One thing that you can do is to give her a gift. Gifts can be found all over
throughout the game, so see the "Gift Location" section for more information.
Once you have a gift, it will be a selectable weapon. You can then give it to
a girl by standing near her, selecting the gift as a weapon, and then holding
L1.

Another thing you can do is to kiss the girl. To do this, just stand near her
and hold L1. If your relationship value is somewhat low, she will probably
push you away. If not, she should kiss you back. I haven't noticed any
differences in how these two types of kisses affect your relationship, but I
wouldn't be surprised if there is one in some cases.

In my experience, kissing usually causes a negative change in relationship,
whether it was a successful kiss or not. However, it seems that if you give
the girl a gift first and then kiss her, you should get a positive relationship
change. So if you're going to kiss, give her a gift first.

One more thing you can do is take the girl's picture. If you point a camera at
a girl, you might say something to her, and she will wave. Taking her picture
doesn't seem to do anything, but it's still pretty cool. Who doesn't like to
be waved at?


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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  12:24:35  Show profile  Send a private message
There is one woman in San Andreas who is into kinky dominatrix stuff. It helps to get a leather suit like the one the gimp had in Pulp Fiction. You kind of need to "court" her in order to do certain things in the game, so if you constantly run around the city in the gimp suit, you have a better chance of being in the right outfit when or if you manage to run into her. From what I've seen its tricky.

So the morale is, if you want to date a kinky dominatrix woman, run around in a leather suit so that you will have the right appearance when you run into her.

Other video game techniques that I've found to be practical in real life come from that old Sega Genesis game "Altered Beast." If you're fighting weird undead combatants in a slowly scrolling to the right graveyard and you're having trouble, simply change into a werewolf and you'll do more damage to them.

The best one yet: If you're small and it will probably take one hit for a Goomba to kill you, simply eat a mushroom and you'll grow bigger.

I think if you follow this advice, you'll never be short of police officers queuing up to arrest you.

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  12:36:30  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit djDMS's homepage
Wise words indeed.

I use all the above techniques so it's no wonder i'm beating them off with a shitty stick!!!

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  13:01:49  Show profile  Send a private message
hahaha that is so funny!! in real life i treat my girlfriend like a princess n wud never do nething to hurt her in any way..
but in san andreas i jus build up my relationship until they give me sex & their car keys. Then i jus take the car, save it in one of my garages, and never go visit her again!

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so thats what ive been doing wrong all this time... in san andreas i mean.... errr

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  13:19:10  Show profile  Send a private message
Me and my 2 flatmates all played San Andreas to completion.

I had all the girls going swimmingly, doing the right things all the time.
My mate Dave kept running them over or hitting them repetatively.
My mate Kev kept forgetting about each one and pissing off to another area for another girl.

Now.....the strange part.....

I have a long-term girlfriend and we really are a very happy couple.
Dave has never had a girlfriend.
Kev goes through women like clean underwear.

Cooincidence?....I think not!

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  13:49:01  Show profile  Send a private message
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The third basic type of date outcome is an abandon date. This is when you
leave the girl behind (or abandon her, one might say). The easiest way to do
this is to get into a car, and then quickly drive away before your girlfriend
can get in. Then once you've driven far enough for the game to unload her, you
will have abandoned her and the date ends instantly. This is just like a
failed date, but faster.
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How bad is that? Would anyone actually do that??

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  14:16:31  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit 8's homepage
I'm pretty good at getting the chicks myself It's cool in San Andreas though because you can run them all over or shoot them with a rocket launcher.

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  14:23:31  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit SixFeet's homepage
goddamn so that is how i kiss a girl, next time i am in the cinema/club wherever with a lass i like all i have to do is press L1 and i'll make a note not to curb stomp her afterwards for the money she owes me for the ticket, wait no, she pays for me, i'll just steal her money afterwards anyways

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  14:34:14  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Underloop's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by 8:
It's cool in San Andreas though because you can run them all over or shoot them with a rocket launcher.



You old romantic!

Matthew aka DJ Underloop
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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  14:36:42  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit SixFeet's homepage
*gets close to underloops and presses L1*

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Posted - 2005/07/19 :  14:46:34  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Underloop's homepage
*pushes sixfeet away*

Buy me a gift first and then I'll rumble your joypad

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here's your present of some brass knuckles, sent with love

*beats down underloop and steals his car keys and money and utters some gay phrase along the lines of 'well you won't be needing these no more!/i always steal from the rich to give to the poor, me!'*

oh god i got a star rating now, i better lay low, god knows for beating someone to death police always just leave you be if you aren't seen for a few minutes

oh god the copper saw me and now he is shooting at me, better rocket launher his car for safe measures, aww crap 2 stars, i better go on genocide cop killing spree just for the fun of it, bye bye chopper

*KA-BLAMO!*

and so my story of how i got to jail is a just one

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Posted - 2005/07/20 :  19:39:44  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit tunnelrush's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:
One is a successful date, which
is what you should be going for. This is when you drop your girlfriend off at
home after a date, and she was satisfied with the date.




You call that successful i call that a waste of time. :)

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Edited by - tunnelrush on 2005/07/20 19:42:13
Jon O-T
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Posted - 2005/07/20 :  19:58:12  Show profile  Send a private message
quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:
if kill a girl through abuse, she will no longer be your girlfriend.






Makes sense


Why oh why cant you just accept it,
why oh why cant you just accept it,
Im a raver not a f**king drug addict,
yeah thats right i know youll think ill realy like it,
Leave me alone it my life i think its,
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Posted - 2005/07/20 :  20:29:56  Show profile  Send a private message
quote:
Originally posted by Jon O-T:
quote:
Originally posted by Underloop:
if kill a girl through abuse, she will no longer be your girlfriend.






Makes sense




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