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Happy2bBonkers Senior Member
United Kingdom
352 posts Joined: Jul, 2003
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 14:36:02
Just sat here at on my computer next to the window overlookin the street. Then BOOOOOOOOOM massive fing hit the window and shit me up, i was like wooow. stuck my head out the window and there near the front door, was this huge eagle kinda falcon fing, must have been trying to aim for my head or summot and not see the window. any way i went down stairs to check on it, and it was just sat there in a daze, then flew off. i shoulda caught it and trained it dam, how often does a eagle land on ya doorstep
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bulby_g Advanced Member
United Kingdom
7,205 posts Joined: Apr, 2004
430 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 14:42:15
Birds can be strange at times we had a bird that came back to the same window of our house on quite a few occasions that would sit on the fence post trying to fly into the window periodically then perching back on the fence post. I think there seeing a reflection of something and think they can fly into it.
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B.C Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,747 posts Joined: Jul, 2002
35 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 15:35:48
my mate got peed on by sum radom burd he took back to his flat....she asked him if he wanted to try something.....we now repeat the phrase on a frequent basis.
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_BoNe_ Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,387 posts Joined: May, 2004
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 16:44:49
my m8 pissed in a birds mouth.
i was there.
it was quite funny
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Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 22:03:35
There was once a squirrel living in next doors trees in threir back garden. it started jumpin all over my shed. so I took a b.b. gun to its head.
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stop whinging you ungrateful, diseased rhinocerus turd.
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whispering Moderator
Finland
8,455 posts Joined: Nov, 2002
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 22:11:43
quote:Originally posted by Uproar:
There was once a squirrel living in next doors trees in threir back garden. it started jumpin all over my shed. so I took a b.b. gun to its head.
If i saw someone do that, id hit hes head to a brick wall.
Alert moderatorEdited by - whispering on 2005/08/05 22:12:43
Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 22:19:18
quote:Originally posted by whispering:
quote:Originally posted by Uproar:
There was once a squirrel living in next doors trees in threir back garden. it started jumpin all over my shed. so I took a b.b. gun to its head.
If i saw someone do that, id hit hes head to a brick wall.
I'm glad you didn't see me do it then ;)
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stop whinging you ungrateful, diseased rhinocerus turd.
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whittle1 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,191 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
25 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/08/05 : 22:47:49
hehe You think that's something!?!
I saw a dodo in my back yard only yesterday
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SixFeet Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2,285 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
Posted - 2005/08/06 : 11:59:40
quote:Originally posted by B.C:
my mate got peed on by sum radom burd he took back to his flat....she asked him if he wanted to try something.....we now repeat the phrase on a frequent basis.
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"The music was like new, black, polished chrome
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lmao kinda happened here except slight variations, at a mates house 2 lads got in the shower together but it was too small so one was laying down the other stood over him (they did it to try and get lasses in with them which wasn't happening)
well this is how the conversation went:
mr x: 'watch out mr y i need to get out to take a piss'
mr y: 'just piss on me'
and to the hilarity of me and the 2 lasses golden showering good time where to be had by mr y
and thus the phrase 'piss on me' has now been coined and in regular rotation to take the 'piss' out of them for many a year to come
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