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Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2005/10/24 : 21:18:39
Men are happier than women. These are the reasons why:
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too
icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
minutes.
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yaddam205 Advanced Member
United States
1,219 posts Joined: Dec, 2004
53 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/10/24 : 22:45:49
lol that's good and all but I think the Number 1 reason why I am glad to be a guy is: Having a dick lol. cause no babbie carrying and you can never get pregnant lol
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-JFK- Average Member
Denmark
223 posts Joined: Nov, 2003
Posted - 2005/10/24 : 23:03:11
Ahaha good 1 Uproar
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mnmcandiez Advanced Member
United States
507 posts Joined: Feb, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/25 : 00:38:28
You sexist asses! How can you sit there and degrade women like this? Men are all pigs. You all disgust me.....burn in hell.
Jus kiddin.
35 is the best:)
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What the hell is happy hardcore?
whittle1 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,191 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
25 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/10/25 : 10:47:49
Brilliant list!!
It's so much harder to be a girl nowadays, especially in the society we in live in.
THANK GOD I'M MALE!
lilmissminx Average Member
United Kingdom
244 posts Joined: Mar, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/25 : 12:06:44
well if you got it flaunt it
just cos ive got big ummm.... breasts dosnt mean i get attention just for them does help to have a nice personality,
like i said if only number 13 applied 4 me as well
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