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Uproar
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 Posted - 2005/11/14 : 21:11:12
An 11-year-old boy comes home after school with a big smile on his face. Noticing this, his mother asks: 'Did anything special happen at school today?' 'Yes mum,' replies the boy. 'I had sex with my English teacher.'
The mother is stunned and says: 'You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home.'
When dad comes home home and hears the news, he's very proud. He walks over to his son and says: 'I hear you had sex with your English teacher.' 'That's right dad.'
'Well, you became a man today, so that deserves a celebration. I'm going to go out and buy that bike you've been asking for.' 'That sounds great dad,' says the boy 'but not wanting to seem ungreatful, could I have a football instead? My arse is killing me!'
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"The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life."
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Da Cunney Bugz
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Posted - 2005/11/14 : 21:24:29
poor (lol)
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Jax
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Posted - 2005/11/14 : 22:11:55
i thought it was alright actually 
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Uproar
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Posted - 2005/11/15 : 20:05:20
I was pissing my sides laughing when I heard it.
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mark-ireland
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Posted - 2005/11/15 : 21:33:59
hahaha deadly!
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HardCore Latina
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Posted - 2005/11/16 : 05:50:18
awful...lol
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/11/16 : 09:32:16
heard it before.
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/11/16 : 09:43:29
if you want to see funny pic and jokes then go here
http://happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13719&whichpage=1
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