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baptist
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:20:28  Show profile Send a private message
What has 6 legs and a big, black ****?
The A-Team.

what kind of file is used to make a 10mm hole into a 40mm hole?
peadophile

whats black and got 27 tits?
a binbag outside a breast cancer clinc

whats the only positive things about somalians?
hiv


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bulby_g
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:21:45  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit bulby_g's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by baptist:
whats black and got 27 tits?
a binbag outside a breast cancer clinc




Your a ****ing prick mate piss off.


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Smoogie
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:26:45  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Smoogie's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by bulby_g:
quote:
Originally posted by baptist:
whats black and got 27 tits?
a binbag outside a breast cancer clinc




Your a ****ing prick mate piss off.



I second that but we should ignor him. I think someone shoudl allert the mods although I don't think anyone is around as Underloop hasn't replied to my PM which I sent to him about the bullying that is going round.


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bristolboy05
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:31:40  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit bristolboy05's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by baptist:

whats the only positive things about somalians?
hiv



lol thats funny as f.uck.

what do u call 15 paki's in a 2 birth tent ???
ram-din

(there aint no black in the union jack so send they paki's back)

wot do u say when u see a black man walk across a zedbra crossin???
(now you see him, now you dont)

wot do you call a paki wid smarties in his mouth ???
easter egg


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Smoogie
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:34:23  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Smoogie's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by bristolboy05:
quote:
Originally posted by baptist:

whats the only positive things about somalians?
hiv



lol thats funny as f.uck.

what do u call 15 paki's in a 2 birth tent ???
ram-din

(there aint no black in the union jack so send they paki's back)

wot do u say when u see a black man walk across a zedbra crossin???
(now you see him, now you dont)

wot do you call a paki wid smarties in his mouth ???
easter egg



Is that meant to be funny? It hasn't made me laugh. There is no such thing as 'pakis' only Asians, ok?!


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Mortis
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:35:00  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Mortis's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Smoogie:
I think someone shoudl allert the mods although I don't think anyone is around


Non of them online at the moment, I've noticed this alot recently. I second Kats idea about drafting in more mods, it seems to me like a few or more of them are to busy with projects elswhere to be moding the site effectively. In light of the recent influx of certain members of the forums, and attidues that people seem to be developing aswell I think this is the only way to be dealing with it.

My


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baptist
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:35:20  Show profile  Send a private message
shouldn't really be racist

i have a black in my family tree













he's still hangin there




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gas_tank
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:40:19  Show profile  Send a private message
hahaha

whats balck and blue and dont like sex?

rape victim init




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gas_tank
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:41:26  Show profile  Send a private message
i have a t shirt that says

' i eat more pussy than cervical cancer'

hahaha u should see the look on birds faces when they see it

class




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Smoogie
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:41:59  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Smoogie's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Mortis:
quote:
Originally posted by Smoogie:
I think someone shoudl allert the mods although I don't think anyone is around


Non of them online at the moment, I've noticed this alot recently. I second Kats idea about drafting in more mods, it seems to me like a few or more of them are to busy with projects elswhere to be moding the site effectively. In light of the recent influx of certain members of the forums, and attidues that people seem to be developing aswell I think this is the only way to be dealing with it.

My




This is one thing that annoys me too, the attitude of some mebers who have been here for longer, been raving for longer and think the know what 'real' Hardcore is and isn't. I find I am getting along with newer members who are less 'I'm n with the forum incrowd' and like to put down other members which might put some members from joining. Sure the Mods have thier own time on their hands but someitmes I see some threds get way out of hand and it ruins it for the most of us who want to talk about Hardcore, not who knows more about it.


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gas_tank
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:53:26  Show profile  Send a private message
hardcore is gay so i wouldnt worry about it

cry baby




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Mortis
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:56:10  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Mortis's homepage
This thread should be deleted before it gets out of hand

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Spoone
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  22:58:31  Show profile  Send a private message

too late mwahahaha...


the owl strikes again.


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Edited by - Spoone on 2006/05/08 22:59:06
Em Jay
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  23:00:05  Show profile  Send a private message
I vote me as next mod LOL

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Smoogie
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Posted - 2006/05/08 :  23:01:05  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Smoogie's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Spoone:

too late mwahahaha...


the owl strikes again.



What is with that owl?! Let's get him banned! lol


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Racism isn't tolerated around these parts. Idiots.

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