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iluvhrdcor
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 Posted - 2006/06/04 : 02:57:10
hehehe, yes... yes i did. lol.
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Chris Deeside
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 03:04:55
whats a brewskie?!
soz if am bein thick here...jus never heard that sayin before
whos arsed if auzzies have criminal roots...the birds r fit as ****
holly valance man..in prison break.. she'd get walloped everywhere
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 03:33:39
a brewskie is another term for beer.
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 05:41:46
quote:
Originally posted by Ionosphere:
True story from the streets of London
A middle aged woman in a Volvo Estate (Station Wagon) just pulled up and was about to reverse into a parking space when
a young bloke in a small Peugeot screeched up, swerved and quickly parked in the space that she was about to use.
He got out, pointed the remote control and locked his car, smirked at the woman and said,
"That's what you can do when you can Drive!"
The woman then reversed her car full throttle into his Peugeot, pulled forward and did it again a couple more times.
Then she wound down her window, looked at him and said -
"....and that's what you can do when you're Rich! " and drove off.
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LOL!! *literally*
women are great. entertaining as hell id say. :D
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clarke101
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 10:24:36
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Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
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Originally posted by clarke101:
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Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
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Originally posted by clarke101:
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Originally posted by iluvhrdcor:
lol, that is pretty funny but i not every women is the same. infact i can park better then my bf. its so true!
But your also not a stupid yank so you dont count. Add the fact that you probably practice your driving trying to escape the police helps 
practice my driving to escape police? huh? y do you assume that?
Humour doesnt work if i have to explain it.
Ill give you a clue though what country have you slected in your profile.
just cause i am from aus, don't make me a crim.... ok? besides what you have heard there are some good aussies amoung us such as me, just cause i enjoy a few brewskies dont make me a crim.
Seriously. I thought you where all convicts. Never occured to me that some Aussie's may actually not be. 
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Sk8SiM
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 15:38:32
quote:
Originally posted by Ionosphere:
True story from the streets of London
A middle aged woman in a Volvo Estate (Station Wagon) just pulled up and was about to reverse into a parking space when
a young bloke in a small Peugeot screeched up, swerved and quickly parked in the space that she was about to use.
He got out, pointed the remote control and locked his car, smirked at the woman and said,
"That's what you can do when you can Drive!"
The woman then reversed her car full throttle into his Peugeot, pulled forward and did it again a couple more times.
Then she wound down her window, looked at him and said -
"....and that's what you can do when you're Rich! " and drove off.
wkd
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
and... ozzies, all being conviects? :S
wasn't that like TIME AGO!!!
i mean back when our queen ruled over half the planet...
dude... its 2006 man 
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 18:53:35
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Originally posted by Sk8SiM:
quote:
Originally posted by Ionosphere:
True story from the streets of London
A middle aged woman in a Volvo Estate (Station Wagon) just pulled up and was about to reverse into a parking space when
a young bloke in a small Peugeot screeched up, swerved and quickly parked in the space that she was about to use.
He got out, pointed the remote control and locked his car, smirked at the woman and said,
"That's what you can do when you can Drive!"
The woman then reversed her car full throttle into his Peugeot, pulled forward and did it again a couple more times.
Then she wound down her window, looked at him and said -
"....and that's what you can do when you're Rich! " and drove off.
wkd
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
and... ozzies, all being conviects? :S
wasn't that like TIME AGO!!!
i mean back when our queen ruled over half the planet...
dude... its 2006 man
Yes i was so obviously being serious, im stuck in the 1800's dont you know.
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Underloop
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 20:12:55
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Yes i was so obviously being serious, im stuck in the 1800's dont you know.
Ah that explains it! I thought you just had bad fashion sense! 
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clarke101
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Posted - 2006/06/04 : 22:09:35
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Originally posted by clarke101:
Yes i was so obviously being serious, im stuck in the 1800's dont you know.
Ah that explains it! I thought you just had bad fashion sense!
Nothing wrong with my britches.
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2006/06/05 : 05:02:07
Before we're too far past the subject of the female driver, this one was always a great memory for me.
My sister, had been driving for about 6 months with her full license and about a year and a half learning.
she picked me up one day (which i feared, naturally) and drove us home. We had come up to a roundabout with three lanes, we need the second exit. my sister knew this, we'd done the journey enough times. yet she still went on to the inside of the roundabout and throw our car in front of 3 BUSES swerving past them to get our exit.
They start beeping so my sister does the sensible thing of course..........
she slams on the breaks stuck across two lanes holding up the entire main roundabout in central london. then sits there mouthing "I'm sorry!" to all the drivers.
I of course had my face hidden in my hands so as not to,
a) see myself be killed,
b) prevent anyone recognising me as being someone associated with such *ahem* skiling driving.
Sorry sis, but they had to be said.
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iluvhrdcor
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Posted - 2006/06/05 : 06:53:00
now i see, i thought you must have been stuck in the past.....lol but yeah its 2006, so i guess time has changed.
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clarke101
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Posted - 2006/06/05 : 09:53:52
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now i see, i thought you must have been stuck in the past.....lol but yeah its 2006, so i guess time has changed.
Yes because i was being serious. We have a mad man as king and im scared the peasent will revoult like their french conterparts.
Next time im being sarcastic ill remeber to highlight it for everyone like this. As you cant spot it on your own.
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Posted - 2006/06/05 : 10:34:41
Hahaha such obvious sarcasm as well...
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2006/06/05 : 15:53:27
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Originally posted by JesterDJ:
Before we're too far past the subject of the female driver, this one was always a great memory for me.
My sister, had been driving for about 6 months with her full license and about a year and a half learning.
she picked me up one day (which i feared, naturally) and drove us home. We had come up to a roundabout with three lanes, we need the second exit. my sister knew this, we'd done the journey enough times. yet she still went on to the inside of the roundabout and throw our car in front of 3 BUSES swerving past them to get our exit.
They start beeping so my sister does the sensible thing of course..........
she slams on the breaks stuck across two lanes holding up the entire main roundabout in central london. then sits there mouthing "I'm sorry!" to all the drivers.
I of course had my face hidden in my hands so as not to,
a) see myself be killed,
b) prevent anyone recognising me as being someone associated with such *ahem* skiling driving.
Sorry sis, but they had to be said.
ahh a young female driver. ALMOST as worse as a women in an SUV. That WAS nice of her to say sorry to everyone though...lol
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Posted - 2006/06/05 : 15:54:29
and for the record....your [sarcasm]ALL[/sarcasm] convicts :D
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