Mortis Advanced Member
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 13:05:39
quote:Originally posted by dj baptist:
mine was when i was a big rave and a guy was spinning around
in his wheelchair and fell out
I must admit, I'd probably giggle at that myself. I do enjoy others missfortune sometimes
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bulby_g Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 13:43:57
Please don't take this as racist all you PCB's out there ;) About 5 or 6 years ago me and my brother went to a free party in some barn and I got absolutely lashed and tried beans for the first time. I couldn't really remember a thing between like 1am and 11am but when I come through we were both completely covered in black soot from head to toe (not a patch uncovered!). About half an hour later it got raided by a riot squad that were filming the whole thing. Me and my bro (both gurning our chops off at this time) were approached by three officers including the officer that was filming, one of them said "we believe you to be in possession of drugs and are going to search you" my brother replied "is it cus we is black" (we were covered in soot remember) needless to say the police didn't find it amusing but I was splitting my sides.
When we were out sledging (back in the days when it actually snowed) my mate came down the wrong part of the hill and went flying off a 6 foot vertical drop, the sledge turned upright and snapped in half against his arse and he skidded off into a picnic bench. Pretty traumatic experience for him but we found it hilarious.
Went to pick some of my mates up from somewhere and couldn't fit them all in so one got in the boot, got home and everyone forgot he was in there for an hour or so.
Probably all "had to be there" moments but thought I'd share them anyhow.
djDMS Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 13:48:23
quote:Originally posted by bulby_g: Please don't take this as racist all you PCB's out there ;) About 5 or 6 years ago me and my brother went to a free party in some barn and I got absolutely lashed and tried beans for the first time. I couldn't really remember a thing between like 1am and 11am but when I come through we were both completely covered in black soot from head to toe (not a patch uncovered!). About half an hour later it got raided by a riot squad that were filming the whole thing. Me and my bro (both gurning our chops off at this time) were approached by three officers including the officer that was filming, one of them said "we believe you to be in possession of drugs and are going to search you" my brother replied "is it cus we is black" (we were covered in soot remember) needless to say the police didn't find it amusing but I was splitting my sides.
Classic!
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8 Senior Member
United States
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 19:04:38
Well, one day I got this brilliant idea. So my friends and I took some rope and and scooter and tied the scooter to the back of the bike and rode around on the road for a while. It was hard work so one of my friends got his ATV and we tried it with that. My other friend, Pat, was on the back. We must have been going at least 20 or 30mph. Well, Pat loses control and does a huge faceplant, like the ones in the movies where it's just like plop. His face was so fvcked up afterwards. He may have gone to the hospital, but not that night.
Brian K Advanced Member
United States
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 21:42:26
I like when you see stereotypes that are true
example:
one of my old roommates lived in a small town. and in this small town there was an apartment complex that was pretty much filled with mexicans. across the street from the complex was a tomato factory, which pretty much all of them worked at =P
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SlimeShady Junior Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 23:24:07
The funniest thing I ever saw would have to be my older brother smashing his face up and losing most of his teeth when colliding with a car whilst out riding.
Not funny for him like but I pissed myself laughing as it was his fault.
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whittle1 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/06/29 : 23:50:45
^^ If i saw that happen to anyone, i really wouldn't find it funny!
Have to say though, Baptists would have been funny, i find things like someone falling over absolutely hilarious.
Chris B Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/06/30 : 00:47:35
quote:Originally posted by dj baptist:
bet someone says me lol
mine was when i was a big rave and a guy was spinning around
in his wheelchair and fell out,shouldn't of laughed but was off my head
hahaha classic
Hahahahahaha no way, woulda been a riot bein honest.
Dunno about funniest thing i've ever seen but got a hilarious story similar to that.
Mate of mine ended up temproarily paralysed after falling from a drainpipe and was put in a wheelchair.
Anyway in the pub one day havin a few jars another mate asked if he could get a shot of the wheelchair, my mate in the chair said alrite and jus popped himself up on the bar while other lad took a spin on the chair.
So the boy was goin nuts on the wheelchair spinnin it like mad, tried to drive it towards the toliets but crashed into someone and ended up on the floor .
Anyway most the pub looked around to see what was happening and the guy he'd crashed into turned around in shock trying to help him up.
Just as the guy tried to help him up the boy jumped up out the fallen chair and shouted in front of everyone "IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK"
Place went mad and he got barred but was funny at the time.
quote:bulby g:
Went to pick some of my mates up from somewhere and couldn't fit them all in so one got in the boot, got home and everyone forgot he was in there for an hour or so.
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FriedRice Advanced Member
Australia
669 posts Joined: Feb, 2006
Posted - 2006/06/30 : 00:59:22
quote:Originally posted by Brian K:
I like when you see stereotypes that are true
example:
one of my old roommates lived in a small town. and in this small town there was an apartment complex that was pretty much filled with mexicans. across the street from the complex was a tomato factory, which pretty much all of them worked at =P
Haha that one is awesome i must admit, if i saw that i would piss myself
Funniest thing i ever saw...when me and my mates were 15 we always used to wanna ride down this MASSIVE hill near our house so one day we rallied up the guts to do it, my mate decided to go first and survived...
The next guy went down this huge hill swerved a bit, hit a bump got airborn and faceplanted against a garage door followed by his bike hitting him in the arse and pancaking him
He needed 15 stitches in his forehead and twisted his testes when the seat hit his crutch and needed an operation lol now THAT was funny sufice to say i did not go down after him
When we were told about it we were told to keep it secret but when we got to school we couldnt resist and told everyone
When he showed up to school the next week the entire year yelled out TESTES!!! at him lol
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Mortis Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/06/30 : 13:03:37
quote:Originally posted by Chris B:
Anyway in the pub one day havin a few jars another mate asked if he could get a shot of the wheelchair, my mate in the chair said alrite and jus popped himself up on the bar while other lad took a spin on the chair.
So the boy was goin nuts on the wheelchair spinnin it like mad, tried to drive it towards the toliets but crashed into someone and ended up on the floor .
Anyway most the pub looked around to see what was happening and the guy he'd crashed into turned around in shock trying to help him up.
Just as the guy tried to help him up the boy jumped up out the fallen chair and shouted in front of everyone "IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK"
Place went mad and he got barred but was funny at the time.
Thats comedy gold
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