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reenz
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Australia
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 Posted - 2006/11/04 : 06:30:58
ahaha duff...
why did the plane crash???
because the pilot was a piece of toast
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kathryn
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/11/04 : 11:34:41
quote:
Originally posted by _BoNe_:
...OF LAUGHTER! After hearing my AMAZING joke!! Woo!!
Sarah and Joe are walking through the woods when Sarah decides she needs a piss - she tells Joe and heads off to the bushes. Joe, being the dirty bastard he is, is feeling horny and sneaks over to Sarah. As he puts his hand inbetween her legs for a bit of a grope he feels something hanging down...
"Eh!? Have you changed your sex, Sarah?"
"No, i changed my mind - I'm having a shit"
My mate Lynda sent me that joke last night via texts how weird!
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The Doc
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/11/05 : 00:54:06
The lords prayer (for women only) this is from my wife
My vibrator, which brings me heaven.Rabbit be thy name.Til kingdom come,thy makest me cum,on earth with eyes up to heaven. Give me this day, my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams as I forgive flat batteries. Lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from frustration. For thine is the rotation, the power and the buzzing, forever and forever, no men.
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ihaveduff
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Australia
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Posted - 2006/11/05 : 05:37:29
Why did bob fall off the skateboard?
coz Bob was an orange
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charlieee
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Australia
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Posted - 2006/11/05 : 09:38:47
hahaha that lyk why did cindy fall of the swing.....cause she had no arms hahaha
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Da Cunney Bugz
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/11/05 : 13:06:44
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Originally posted by ihaveduff:
Why did bob fall off the skateboard?
coz Bob was an orange
lmfao that the sort of dumb joke dat makes me piss myself, nice1
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-Bazza-
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/11/06 : 01:19:03
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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lucificifus
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United States
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Posted - 2006/11/11 : 00:11:45
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Originally posted by -Bazza-:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
HAH! XD
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Cyborgasm
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Canada
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Posted - 2006/11/11 : 03:00:22
k horribly tasteless but i laughed my ass off
whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
...not being retarded
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swansea247
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/11/11 : 03:15:35
something jimmy carr said when i went to see him last month
"the good thing about face transplants is that you can go to the doners funeral and go woOoOoOoOoO"
sorry
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