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_BoNe_ Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,387 posts Joined: May, 2004
Posted - 2006/11/03 : 16:17:20
...OF LAUGHTER! After hearing my AMAZING joke!! Woo!!
Sarah and Joe are walking through the woods when Sarah decides she needs a piss - she tells Joe and heads off to the bushes. Joe, being the dirty bastard he is, is feeling horny and sneaks over to Sarah. As he puts his hand inbetween her legs for a bit of a grope he feels something hanging down...
"Eh!? Have you changed your sex, Sarah?"
"No, i changed my mind - I'm having a shit"
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Smoogie Advanced Member
United Kingdom
6,504 posts Joined: Mar, 2006
Posted - 2006/11/03 : 17:12:40
Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to give ehr old dog a bone,
when she bent over, rover toke over and gave her a bone of his own! lmao!
Jay-Owen Advanced Member
Belgium
1,437 posts Joined: Aug, 2006
Posted - 2006/11/03 : 19:43:59
2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming,
"A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
,the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2006/11/03 : 20:04:51
Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q. What do you call a Liverpool fan with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
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whittle1 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,191 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
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Posted - 2006/11/04 : 01:16:45
quote:Originally posted by _BoNe_:
...OF LAUGHTER! After hearing my AMAZING joke!! Woo!!
Sarah and Joe are walking through the woods when Sarah decides she needs a piss - she tells Joe and heads off to the bushes. Joe, being the dirty bastard he is, is feeling horny and sneaks over to Sarah. As he puts his hand inbetween her legs for a bit of a grope he feels something hanging down...
"Eh!? Have you changed your sex, Sarah?"
"No, i changed my mind - I'm having a shit"
Good job he decided to just grope her instead of going in for the oral!
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