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Jimmygoat
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Bahamas
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 Posted - 2006/11/04 : 11:50:26
Hi there, we at CLSM are being forced to make a Christmas single by a group called 'Hardcore Music Terror'.
Their leader is the supposedly squeaky clean Donny Osmond.
Donny has been upset by something and will reveal his plans to us in due course- we expect to have more info later this month.
A music video will be made for the Christmas release in an attempt to get a hardcore number 1 at Christmas - in a chart published by Donny Osmond made up entirely in his head with an unknown number of chart positions to be filled by other people.
The failure to make it into Donny's self created number 1 will result in 'severe consequences' and 'numerous ypos' (presumably typos- Donny's spelling not ours).
We had to agree after Ned (a dancer for the CLSM) was kidnapped and forced to look at this picture until we agreed- 3 minutes was enough for even the most determined of dancers. Do not click the link to this picture unless you are ready to hit the BACK button on your pc- have somebody near you who cannot see the screen ready to turn the pc off at the mains in case of seizure.
DONNY ***KING OSMOND
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Mad Max
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 Posted - 2006/11/04 : 11:52:49
the links doesnt work but i saw on ush.net scary stuff jimmygoat
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djDMS
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Posted - 2006/11/04 : 13:30:08
*Makes plans to hibernate*
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Taking my time to perfect the beat
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Simon
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Posted - 2006/11/04 : 13:40:32
Osmond is without a doubt one of the greatest threats to the world to date. You had better do what you're told Jimmygoat otherwise the consequences could be terrible, very, very terrible indeed!
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Jimmygoat
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Bahamas
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Posted - 2006/11/04 : 14:02:45
www.clsm.net
has a few details, we shall try to keep you up to date on the situation.
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XenatR
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/11/04 : 17:03:13
omg lol!!
if this is serious :O
GO DONNY OSMOND!
im buying it :P
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OMG INCREDIBLE VIDEO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Z_j8jDsUg
My mom says that if I listen to too much breakcore my dick will shrink and then turn into a clit.
Music is like porn, Hardcore is better.
8-)
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Jimmygoat
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Bahamas
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Posted - 2006/11/05 : 09:43:08
Its just one of those strange facts about hardcore- seems untrue at first but then you find it is true...
Stefan Booth from Dancing on Ice sings free your mind.
Donny Osmond is a hardcore terrorist.
Simon Cowell crossfaded with Charly Sheen = Dj Sy.
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Underloop
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Posted - 2006/11/05 : 09:47:10
That would explain the trousers then!
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