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Project-Industrial
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 Posted - 2006/11/28 : 08:56:17
ok read this youll notice they pout darwin on it.. why him xD ??? dunno if they mean the darwin we all know :) or sum politic geek or w/e but yea well read it (and yes im bored like this to even look for it <_<)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve theimplicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution paradigm.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we werequite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES (Monty Python style): And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, ...and there was much rejoicing.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road for you to believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway?"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, butwill lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road...it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 09:10:26
Its about Charles Darwin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 09:16:11
whos that o_O
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 09:17:24
hehe, i thought those were pretty clever :)
oh, and the darwin most people know is charles darwin, yes.
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 09:21:12
only darwin i know is the dude mixed sum albums :)
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 09:43:05
lol that was gud, dunno y it's in this section though lol
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 09:46:55
couse imma retard that doesnt thinks before I post :p soz should be in general discussion :)
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 12:28:50
Darwin is responsible for the theory of evolution. Obviously not the Darwin that was responsible for CD3 of Hardcore Underground, but the most distinguished Charles Darwin as mentioned before. Possibly the most famous scientist in history - up there with Isaac Newton!
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 13:18:53
ahhh ok :) learned sumtin new :p hehe well yea fun thought tho to read it as dj darwin :)
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 13:30:03
U dident really think it was him did u?:S ll
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 16:19:47
quote:
Originally posted by Fishy:
U dident really think it was him did u?:S ll
you still dont know me that well then xD
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 16:41:33
quote:
Originally posted by dj bugbear:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.
....etc etc
IONOSPHERE: F*ck knows.... (although it was rumoured that it thought that the grass was greener on the other side)
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 16:49:36
lol @ u buggie
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 22:07:06
LOL, don't they teach the theory of evolution there?
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 22:13:17
Oh my word. Have you not been to school? Lol.
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Posted - 2006/11/28 : 23:19:15
quote:
Originally posted by Brian K:
LOL, don't they teach the theory of evolution there?
They wont be where you are if people get their way.
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