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pacman
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  02:13:55
  
  
  
  
 
hahahaha you're the biggest loser. 
 
i get the feeling this is someone "taking the piss" so to speak. 
 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  02:32:54
  
 
  
  
  
 
hahahaha 
 
i feel this is the most UNTRUE aspect of Djing 
everyone says "ahh your only init for the women" 
 
A) thats untrue.. for me anyway 
B) it never happens.. they come up.. ask for a tune.. dance.. then **** off at the end of the night with there.. or another bloke.. 
 
i seem to have noticed 99% of raverbirds only come to raves with there blokes.. 
 
oh well heh 
 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  03:24:56
  
  
  
  
 
*looks around* *squints* women ? *long period of silence* *tumbleweed rolls past* *frowns* 
 
o<|;0D Wèbber¬
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  03:26:36
  
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by djbungle: 
Through there DJing, which of any of you lot. 
Have got lots of girl`s to have sex with? 
how many in a night? 
I get them EVERY week without fail. 
Do you? 
 
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lol funnily enough i do tend 2 pull!!! but unfortunately i do turn them down there is nothin worse than a sweaty munter gurning in ur face half the nite!!!!! 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  03:30:51
  
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by djbungle: 
I had sex with 2 bi-sexual girls today i was fantastic. 
I urge you all to try, 
Cos you are only young once 
so get while you can 
and if you catch anything(aids) 
well you dont live forever 
I would rather have a short and happy life than 
long and boring 
would you????? 
 
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sorry just read that one!!! 
U SAD LITTLE BOY!! 
really people like u really piss me off just as well i dont believe a word ov it!!! 
 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  07:51:39
  
  
  
  
 
This whole topic has a funny smell to it......sniff......sniff......snif hmmm smells like ********. 
 
 
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Love Monkey
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  08:00:28
  
  
  
 
I think DJ mouse puts it best.... 
 
"Don't frown when someone annoys you, it uses 42 muscles. Bitch-slap the fu©ker, it only uses 4" 
 
 
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DJ Mouse
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  08:19:24
  
  
  
 
LMAO!! makes sense tho doesn't it ;) 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  10:29:19
  
  
  
 
THIS TOPIC IS CRAPP!!!!!!! 
 
Oh look at me, i'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from lolly pop island...... 
....By the way I was being sarcastic!!
 
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Brian K
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  10:58:27
  
  
  
 
correction, if it's not scottish, it's crrrrrap =P 
 
but i thought all djs got women, especially djs like bad boy bill, paul oakenfield, & keoki err well i guess he gets little boys =P 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  11:32:19
  
  
  
  
 
I have four girl`s in my house now 
they are all nice 
and im am gonna shag them all 
before i go of to work tonight 
 
I LOVE MY LIFE 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  11:36:46
  
  
  
 
You don't have to lie to make friends!!!! 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  11:41:07
  
  
  
 
bungle....why r u talkin complete shit 4??? No offence, its obviously crap!! 
 
Oh look at me, i'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from lolly pop island...... 
....By the way I was being sarcastic!!
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  11:46:53
  
  
  
 
Also if u got 4 nice girls in ya house wot r u doin on www.happyhardcore.com 
 
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		 Posted - 2002/05/23 :  12:21:54
  
  
  
 
djbunghole...I mean bungle....(sorry I had to do it)....Poor guy it must suck to be a virgin and have to lie to all your friends about it. 
 
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