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Jax
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 Posted - 2008/10/05 : 22:01:23
Notice the pride on her boyfriends face lol
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Lilley
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Posted - 2008/10/06 : 01:28:04
put a frog on their face while they are asleep. Can work a treat. Did it to a big footy (not soccer) player who would have to be one of the worlds biggest cats.
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mitchy_boy
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Posted - 2008/10/06 : 09:23:30
nick all of his clothes and put them in another hotel room or near the pool or where ever. make sure theres a video camera ready.
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pinkdevil16
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2008/10/06 : 22:08:49
quote:
Originally posted by Jax:
pull their pants down, shove a jonny on your finger and shove it up their ass, when they wake up insist you know nothing other than the fact they pulled a fella and took him back to the hotel
if that is a bit extreme, you can put the jonny in-between his ass cheeks instead
haha... yeah if your wiling to stick your finger up your mates arse
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reenz
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Posted - 2008/10/07 : 13:57:44
move the bed completely out of the room while he is still on it
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JesterDJ
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 Posted - 2008/10/07 : 16:35:26
simple, shave off eyebrows, head, armpits, legs (any further is up to you!) then with permanent marker draw it all back on.
if you're goin abroad and its gonna be sunny, get'em pissed til stupid o clock in the morning make sure you're by the pool or on a beach or something and stay up as long as possible before they sleep to give sun enough time to come up strongly enough to tan, then roll them on their back and write on them with suntan lotion so they have bright white letters of something highly original like "C*ck" across their chests/foreheads, however harsh you fancy being.
note though, the first one is a damn sight funnier, but also a bit worse then the second one which'll fade in a few days or can just be covered up.
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2008/10/07 : 19:07:42
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move the bed completely out of the room while he is still on it
That was me on holiday, twice! 
First time slept on a lilo in front room and got dragged out into corridor bollocko and started shouting at people walking past to get out of my room.
Second time mate dragged me out for snoring too loudly but I had boxers on at least 
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Watson.
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Posted - 2008/10/07 : 20:24:26
Shave off one eyebrow.
At least give them the choice of looking daft or shaving the other one off to compensate 
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Smoogie
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 Posted - 2008/10/07 : 21:01:44
quote:
Originally posted by SixFeet:
quote:
Originally posted by reenz:
move the bed completely out of the room while he is still on it
That was me on holiday, twice!
First time slept on a lilo in front room and got dragged out into corridor bollocko and started shouting at people walking past to get out of my room.
lol That made me laugh!  
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 01:33:56
Buy a dildo, a few gay mags, fluffy hand cuffs,... place them, then find someone he doesn't know and pay him to get in bed and take the photo with your mate. Find his wallet and nick all his money.
Tell him he picked up two trannies and brought them back, spent all his money on sex toys and prostitutes. Tell him that you tried to warn him. Obviously make sure he was drunk at the time.
It may be costy, but the money spent there can be made back in photo sales! xD
I don't know if this'll work, as it just popped into my mind after the other guys' ideas mixed to make a master idea.
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charlieee
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 09:44:18
^^^^^
haha thats a great idea.
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__CMC__
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 18:01:19
Although funny some of that shit is crazy
ie shave my eye brow of = punch in the face, put a condom or a finger near my ass friend or not you would be getting smashed!
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AxelPanic
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 19:46:36
i did this once. put a dog on him, let the dog make out with him WHILE FILMING IT. make sure he has been asleep for about 30-45 min. this will insure he is asleep and the makeout with the dog successful.
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foosa
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 23:01:31
if hes really drunk or a really heavy sleeper duct tape him to a wall. your gonna need lots of duct tape though!
drawing on a person is always funny too. i once drew a bunch of stuff on my friend with a highlighter. we woke him up and told him to look in the mirror. we turned out the lights and put a black light on. he freaked at first, but then he thought it was funny
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FingazMc
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 23:15:03
Weve done the writing on people iv had my head shaved and eyebrows have been shaved off in the past....I think the best thought wasnt a prank it was when i decided to wake my mate up playing the recorder with no trousers or pants on....He got quite a shock when he woke up :P
Edit: Theres actually some pics of this il post if i can find them, dont worry you cant see my dinkle. (you'd need a magnifying glass for that, thought id get that in before anyone else said it haha)
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Edited by - FingazMc on 2008/10/08 23:16:23 |
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