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simdog
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 Sweden
457 posts Joined: Dec, 2007
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Posted - 2008/10/08 : 23:42:04
you can't beat a good old fashioned turkey slap. make sure to get photographic evidence though
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Mindwinder
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 United Kingdom
114 posts Joined: Jun, 2007
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Posted - 2008/10/09 : 11:21:42
shave a rather large chunk of hair off their head with a razor.
they can choose to shave the lot n have a proper skin head or just have a big chunk of hair missing
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Chris B
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 United Kingdom
3,964 posts Joined: Dec, 2003
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Posted - 2008/10/09 : 12:44:54
quote: Originally posted by AxelPanic:
i did this once. put a dog on him, let the dog make out with him WHILE FILMING IT. make sure he has been asleep for about 30-45 min. this will insure he is asleep and the makeout with the dog successful.
What the flying f*ck
quote: Originally posted by _CMC_:
Although funny some of that shit is crazy
ie shave my eye brow of = punch in the face, put a condom or a finger near my ass friend or not you would be getting smashed!
Gotta agree there waking up to a dog riding you while being filmed I cant see going down to well either hahaha. Luckily my mates are civilised like this and we just let people sleep when they've had enough.
A group of boys from a town i used to live in though are an absolute knightmare for this shit, would never dream of going on holiday with them or lettin most them stay in my house. I challenge anyone to be more absolutely disgraceful than these folk tbh.
Heres jus a couple I no about
Boy goes out to get drunk with his mate, ends up sleeping at his mates gaff in his room. During the night he wakes up shall we say aroused. Unlike normal person who'd go back to sleep he decides to relieve himself all over his mates door handle (all going on while boy whos house it is is asleep in the same room) . Anyway boy who's house it is wakes up gets upto to go to the toilet in the morning to get a handful of his mates jizz of the door handle while his mates pissin himself laughing about it .
Another time there all in Ibiza and this proper solid, fat boy thought it'd be funny to take a shit on a plate and hide it under his mates bed in his room. The boy dave who's room it was complained for days that his room stank of sewage before finally finding out what the problem was. He'd even bought some poor girl he pulled back there who left without shaggin him cos of the smell
They really do beggar belief this lot though, got this game they play down the pub called pocket snake. Basically the rules of pocket snake is you have to while chatting to your mate flyly get your nob out and get it in your mates pocket while someone gets a picture when its done. After this task is completed they all yell "COCK IN YOUR POCKET" down pints and generally go a bit mental.
Theres something about people from these wee outt the way towns with f*ck all to do that are just disgusting for this stuff, same with rugby players. As much as i find the stories amusing its absolutely rotten would never dream of doin this stuff to your mates hahahahaha.
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SixFeet
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 United Kingdom
2,285 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
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Posted - 2008/10/09 : 14:27:59
quote: Originally posted by Chris B:
They really do beggar belief this lot though, got this game they play down the pub called pocket snake. Basically the rules of pocket snake is you have to while chatting to your mate flyly get your nob out and get it in your mates pocket while someone gets a picture when its done. After this task is completed they all yell "COCK IN YOUR POCKET" down pints and generally go a bit mental.
LMAO! 
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