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DOCTOR_HARDCORE_HTID
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 Posted - 2008/12/31 : 02:42:49
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My bird has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my bird I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Mortis
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 02:51:06
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Starstruck
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 03:27:33
hahaha
love the unexpected twist
i think you should take it to the dealer!
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TypeR
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 03:47:44
lol
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acidfluxxbass
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 04:13:04
leave her be. she'll be happier that way.
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 05:21:29
And then your mum got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
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Quicksilver
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 13:10:53
Haha, that was really unexpected. I thought you were serious until the two last sentences!
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Smoogie
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 15:09:19
at least if your woman caught you 'cacking up on her' then you have an excuse as trying to fix your bike!
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whispering
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 15:15:31
Old :p
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Trimms
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Posted - 2008/12/31 : 22:19:18
Oldie but goodie.
It reminds me of the time my sister caught me having sex with her...
So I was working on a new hardcore tune, probably my best yet (this was about 3 months ago) and my sister comes in in her pajamas and she's like, "I'm really scared. Can I sleep in your bed?" I was a little weirded out, but I told her it was cool. So she got into bed and began to sleep. I plugged in headphones and finished the song, then decided it would probably be a good idea for me to sleep too.
I got into bed and she was sleeping soundly. I usually masturbate before I sleep so I felt myself getting a routine boner. We were sleeping top-and-tail, that is, my head was at one end of the bed and her's was at the other. So my foot accidentally bumped one of her boobs. They're big... (I'm 17 in a couple of weeks and my sister is 19) and juicy. I started to pinch her nipple with my toes. Then I wanted to get a good grab with my hand, so I crawled through the covers and grabbed both of her tits.
Luckily she didn't wake up. At this point my boner had grown enormous. I slipped my hand down her panties and started fingering her, but she didn't wake up. I knew it was safe to put my penis in. So I did. I started thrusting and humping and she moaned in her sleep. It was probably the greatest experience ever! As I was moving back and forth a hand slipped and I fell on her body.
...She immediately woke up. "What the **** are you doing!?" she screamed. I choked up, I wanted to scream, my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out. He's choking, how everybody's joking now. The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no he won't have it!!
I <3 Eminem
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Smoogie
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Posted - 2009/01/01 : 13:00:42
quote:
Originally posted by Trimms:
Oldie but goodie.
I got into bed and she was sleeping soundly. I usually masturbate before I sleep so I felt myself getting a routine boner. We were sleeping top-and-tail, that is, my head was at one end of the bed and her's was at the other. So my foot accidentally bumped one of her boobs. They're big... (I'm 17 in a couple of weeks and my sister is 19) and juicy. I started to pinch her nipple with my toes. Then I wanted to get a good grab with my hand, so I crawled through the covers and grabbed both of her tits.
Luckily she didn't wake up. At this point my boner had grown enormous. I slipped my hand down her panties and started fingering her, but she didn't wake up. I knew it was safe to put my penis in. So I did. I started thrusting and humping and she moaned in her sleep. It was probably the greatest experience ever! As I was moving back and forth a hand slipped and I fell on her body.
...She immediately woke up. "What the **** are you doing!?" she screamed. I choked up, I wanted to scream, my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out. He's choking, how everybody's joking now. The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no he won't have it!!
I <3 Eminem
Can I meet your sister? 
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SPOOX
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Posted - 2009/01/01 : 15:25:43
Quality mate. Best thing you have posted. 
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/01/01 : 15:50:06
it means the gaskets need changing, its advisable to take it to a garage if you are unsure - cause you'll also need gasket sealant, and if you arent careful you can get lumps in it,
of course it all depends on what valves you are talking about also.
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DOCTOR_HARDCORE_HTID
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Posted - 2009/01/01 : 17:02:49
quote:
Originally posted by Smoogie:
quote:
Originally posted by Trimms:
Oldie but goodie.
I got into bed and she was sleeping soundly. I usually masturbate before I sleep so I felt myself getting a routine boner. We were sleeping top-and-tail, that is, my head was at one end of the bed and her's was at the other. So my foot accidentally bumped one of her boobs. They're big... (I'm 17 in a couple of weeks and my sister is 19) and juicy. I started to pinch her nipple with my toes. Then I wanted to get a good grab with my hand, so I crawled through the covers and grabbed both of her tits.
Luckily she didn't wake up. At this point my boner had grown enormous. I slipped my hand down her panties and started fingering her, but she didn't wake up. I knew it was safe to put my penis in. So I did. I started thrusting and humping and she moaned in her sleep. It was probably the greatest experience ever! As I was moving back and forth a hand slipped and I fell on her body.
...She immediately woke up. "What the **** are you doing!?" she screamed. I choked up, I wanted to scream, my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out. He's choking, how everybody's joking now. The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no he won't have it!!
I <3 Eminem
Can I meet your sister?
Sick of your own sister now.
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/01/01 : 20:23:38
I lol'd.
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djDMS
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Posted - 2009/01/01 : 20:41:25
Sorry mate, she is cheating on you.
And she also sabotaged your bike!
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