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simdog
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 Posted - 2009/08/19 : 16:24:55
:p i'm pinching a few of them aswell.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/08/19 : 21:06:18
Stevie Wonder plays a 3 hour concert in Tokyo. At the end he asks if there r any requests & a Japanese man at the front shouts: "Play a jazz chord." So Stevie plays 15 minutes perfect Harlem Jazz. Then the same man shouts: "No! Play a jazz chord." So Stevie says: "If u can do better ya slinty eyed Bastard cum up and ave a go." So the Japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the microphone & sings:
"A JAZZ CHORD.... TO SAY.... A RUV YOU...."
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/08/19 : 21:09:05
Scientists have found that many women develop "Hoover's Disease" after a year of marriage. They make a continuous ****ing whining noise but don't suck anymore!
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Posted - 2009/08/19 : 21:12:32
I just finished my first novel, its about siamese twins joined at the nose. Its called "What the **** are you looking at?"
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Posted - 2009/08/19 : 22:16:28
Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady for the night he found one lady in a local pub.he said Im prime minister of england, how much would it cost me to spend sum time with u? she sed Mr prime minister of england if u can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in & keep it rising like the price of petrol & screw me like the way u have then **** all
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kathryn
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Posted - 2009/08/20 : 11:49:25
hahahahaha top jokes Wilky
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Starstruck
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Posted - 2009/08/20 : 13:15:15
There are SOME jokes in here, AWF quotes.txt :P
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=392651034&blogId=495105514
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