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DJ Jessie
Average Member
United States
195 posts
Joined: Dec, 2009
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 Posted - 2010/07/12 : 16:16:23
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Originally posted by atomsk:
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Originally posted by DJ Jessie:
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Originally posted by atomsk:
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Originally posted by Hard2Get:
Paranoid? I'd want to get caught.
You got to remember I'm under age and there are some crappy laws around here.....
That makes it double exiting!
Anyway, Almost got caught when getting a BJ near a park. They dont seem to like it to much when you do that kind of thing near schools
Haha xD
And another thing is, I date girls like a year younger than me, so if I get caught i can get "statutory rape" charges...
So yeah lol
Even better! My girl is younger then I, Not by a year but still.
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Meathead
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Sep, 2006
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Posted - 2010/07/12 : 16:19:00
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Originally posted by DJ Jessie:
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Originally posted by Meathead:
No. Sex should be a private activity taking place only in one's own bed and always missionary.
So says the meathead.
I don't get it
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pinkdevil16
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United Kingdom
496 posts
Joined: Jul, 2008
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Posted - 2010/07/12 : 16:54:52
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Originally posted by phantom40:
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Originally posted by atomsk:
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Originally posted by Vitalism:
anyone ever been caught messing around outside with the misses?
In public?
Some guy saw me get a handy and b/j while driving. Other than that no. I'm a paranoid so i watch out a lot lol. Unless your talking about kissing..
Cheating?
I dont do that.
I'm a paranoid? a paranoid what.... cock sucker? Faggot!
wtf? troll picture is pretty joke
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Craigavon raver
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Ireland
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Joined: Sep, 2007
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Posted - 2010/07/12 : 21:18:50
Years ago a girl was giving me a bj up an allyway when a guy came walking down the other way and had a look up as he walked past,i bet he didn't expect to see me geting pleasured 
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djDMS
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United Kingdom
10,304 posts
Joined: Feb, 2003
572 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2010/07/12 : 22:15:14
Mind your own business pervert.
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atomsk
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United States
1,660 posts
Joined: Jan, 2009
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Posted - 2010/07/12 : 22:56:38
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Originally posted by phantom40:
I'm a paranoid? a paranoid what.... cock sucker? Faggot!
Unlike you I dont enjoy acts like that. I'm not the one who was forced by there dad to suck his. Have fun dumb troll.
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Originally posted by Lilley:
I'm a paranoid is grammatically correct. Paranoid can be used as a noun as well as an adjective so saying I'm a paranoid is using it as a noun. ie. He is one who is affected by paranoia.
Haha thanks, I'm glad someone picked up on that.
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Triquatra
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2010/07/12 : 23:08:56
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Originally posted by djDMS:
Mind your own business pervert.
this.
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Dante
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Vatican City State (Holy See)
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Posted - 2010/07/14 : 10:45:52
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Originally posted by Meathead:
No. Sex should be a private activity taking place only in one's own bed and always missionary.
Mmm vanilla.
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Smoogie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2010/07/14 : 23:01:04
I had sex in a bush once. THhe girl I was with im back with now after 4 years and I love her.
What do some girls from Liverpool use for protection when they have sex? A bus selter
Why don't other girls from Liverpool use protection whn they have sex? Because all the bus shelters have been smashed up!
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Rookie1992
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United Kingdom
121 posts
Joined: Dec, 2009
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Posted - 2010/07/14 : 23:13:08
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Originally posted by Hard2Get:
Paranoid? I'd want to get caught.
LOL EPIC LOL
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Meathead
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2010/07/14 : 23:30:54
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Originally posted by Smoogie:
I had sex in a bush once. THhe girl I was with im back with now after 4 years and I love her.
What do some girls from Liverpool use for protection when they have sex? A bus selter
Why don't other girls from Liverpool use protection whn they have sex? Because all the bus shelters have been smashed up!
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SwissBee
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Switzerland
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Joined: Apr, 2010
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Posted - 2010/07/15 : 00:31:10
In the plane back to Switzerland from Japan, I happened to be sitting right in front of the toilet cubicle. And someone either had a real rough #2, or just joined the mile-high club :P
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latininxtc
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United States
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Posted - 2010/07/15 : 03:56:56
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Originally posted by Meathead:
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Originally posted by Smoogie:
I had sex in a bush once. THhe girl I was with im back with now after 4 years and I love her.
What do some girls from Liverpool use for protection when they have sex? A bus selter
Why don't other girls from Liverpool use protection whn they have sex? Because all the bus shelters have been smashed up!
how is that racist? i don't get it
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pinkdevil16
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2010/07/15 : 13:17:10
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Originally posted by latininxtc:
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Originally posted by Meathead:
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Originally posted by Smoogie:
I had sex in a bush once. THhe girl I was with im back with now after 4 years and I love her.
What do some girls from Liverpool use for protection when they have sex? A bus selter
Why don't other girls from Liverpool use protection whn they have sex? Because all the bus shelters have been smashed up!
how is that racist? i don't get it
Not really racist jus takin the piss out of people from liverpool
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Smoogie
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Posted - 2010/07/15 : 14:57:32
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Originally posted by pinkdevil16:
Not really racist jus takin the piss out of people from liverpool
But Liverpool is differnt to other places in the UK. Even in Lancashire, the county Liverpool belonged to (before April 1974 when it became Merseyside) and the accent is differnt to near by Manchester.
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