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Smoogie
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2010/09/14 : 19:05:21
quote:
Originally posted by Meathead:
quote:
Originally posted by Smoogie:
Four people in a car in Liverpool with no music playing. Who's drving?
The police
What do some girls in Liverpool use for protection when they have sex?
A bus shelter
Why don't some girls in Liverpool use protection when they have sex?
Beacuse all the bus shelters have been smashed up
What does smoogie use for protection when he has sex?
A glove
Im a man of great style!
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The Doc
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Posted - 2010/09/14 : 23:41:00
what the f**k is firsty lol!
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The Doc
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Posted - 2010/09/14 : 23:44:05
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Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
the welsh are the funniest of the lot.
What do you call a welsh man with 4 prostitutes?
Pedwar pimp!
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2010/09/15 : 01:08:16
A tourist on safari in an African game reserve asked the warden.
"What's the best thing to do if you're walking through the bush and come face to face with a Lion?".
The warden looked straight into his eyes and said
"Always face the Lion. Never look away.
Take one step sideways, then one step backwards.
Take another step sideways, then another step backwards....
....and keep on going for as long as you can".
Rapt with attention the tourist asked, "Why.... why step sideways and then backwards....?"
The warden sucked air in through his teeth..... "Well, d'you really want to step in your own sh*t?".
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NekoShuffle
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Posted - 2010/09/15 : 01:34:37
"Do you wanna play rape?"
"No"
"That's the spirit"
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