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hyperdance
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 Posted - 2004/07/19 : 23:43:32
haha nice 1!!
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hyperdance
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Posted - 2004/07/20 : 00:09:08
got some more jokes:-
your mums so fat she went to the beach and jumped in the sea and the whales started singing "We are family"
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mommas so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
what happened 2 the irish fish? it drowned.
what do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?? pull the pin out and throw it back!
what did the irish ghost do. climbed over a wall.
what is the hight of slyness?? walk into an orphanage and say, "my dads better than yours."
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
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Edited by - hyperdance on 2004/07/20 00:10:16 |
tunnelrush
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Posted - 2004/07/20 : 02:30:46
Don't Try To Drown Your Sorrows If She Can Swim. 
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Wild Irish Raver
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Posted - 2004/07/20 : 02:54:59
[quote]Originally posted by hyperdance:
got some more jokes:-
your mums so fat she went to the beach and jumped in the sea and the whales started singing "We are family"
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mommas so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
what happened 2 the irish fish? it drowned.
what do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?? pull the pin out and throw it back!
what did the irish ghost do. climbed over a wall.
what is the hight of slyness?? walk into an orphanage and say, "my dads better than yours."
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
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errrrr i fink im missin summit here cause i dont get them irish jokes??? how are they funny they dnt make sense!!!!
Why o why cant you just accept it..im a raver not a crazy drug addict!!
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capone13
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 Posted - 2004/07/20 : 10:05:57
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Murray:
What do you call a russian with 3 testicles?
whodidyounickabollockoff.
Heh!
*Bows*
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Underloop
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Posted - 2004/07/20 : 10:24:11
What dio you call a Yugoslavian prostitute?
Slobbadon Mekokyabitch
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Soul Erosion
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United States
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Posted - 2004/07/20 : 15:31:22
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalottapuss.
And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
It called Alice when she was just small.
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Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
It called Alice when she was just small.
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DJ Affliction
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Posted - 2004/07/20 : 16:18:14
quote:
Originally posted by hyperdance:
why thank u.
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its funny because its true!!
al probly keep sum of them for maself m8
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