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Jon O-T Advanced Member
United Kingdom
929 posts Joined: Jun, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/26 : 22:35:51
I tried to find a "35 reasons why women are happier than men" page on the internet, but I couldn't. So I made up my own. Only got to 21.
1. They can get off work for having "womens problems"
2. They get to sit down when they pee
3. They're not expected to lift heavy equipment
4. More meternity leave
5. Use brests to get attention
6. All they have to say is "I'm cold" to get a hug
7. They get invited to guys house parties even if there not known
8. ^ and they get free booze
9. Can't get kicked in the nuts
10. Multiple orgasms :P
11. More types of underwear to choose from
12. Don't pay when their on dates
13. Lesbiens find them attractive
14. They can be Presidents wife (less work but smarter)
15. They don't HAVE to shave below their neck
16. Don't need to turn a nut on a bolt
17. Never have to wear the same pair of shoes twice
18. They can remember days such as Valentins day
19. Phone calls are paid for by husband/room mate/parents
20. Don't get yelled at for walking around in underwear
21. Pillow fights!
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kathryn Advanced Member
United Kingdom
6,520 posts Joined: Apr, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/27 : 14:20:40
quote:Originally posted by xx_lucy_xx:
1 reason why guys are happier than girls,
child birth
agree with u on that 1 lucy!
they reckon it's easy! yeah right!
I like number 6 as i like hugs aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!
number 2 i would like to stand up and pee have u seen whats on the lids in the ladies? Its awful i put paper down before i sit yuck!
number 10! Whats them?
number 12! I always pay for my drinks and i offer to buy the fellows drinks to!
number 15! well u know that 1 guys innit?
number 21! yeah pillow fights now thats funny!
easye New Member
United Kingdom
65 posts Joined: Oct, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/27 : 14:21:13
women will always win all they have to do is flash there babyblue eyes and us men go weak at the knees women are always on a winner
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UKr4veR Advanced Member
United Kingdom
639 posts Joined: May, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/27 : 14:40:57
quote:Originally posted by easye:
women will always win all they have to do is flash there babyblue eyes and us men go weak at the knees women are always on a winner
And what if they don't have blue eyes, god you're such a NED.
Uproar Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,644 posts Joined: Aug, 2004
Posted - 2005/10/27 : 19:26:30
Good list!
Number 5 is so true..............
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SixFeet Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2,285 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
Posted - 2005/10/27 : 21:11:06
quote:Originally posted by UKr4veR:
quote:Originally posted by easye:
women will always win all they have to do is flash there babyblue eyes and us men go weak at the knees women are always on a winner
And what if they don't have blue eyes, god you're such a NED.
why does that make him a NED?
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Posted - 2005/10/27 : 22:35:12
Hey Lucy, I'd give childbirth as a good reason to be female!
(and I've done it more than once - wouldn't miss it for the world, feel sorry for guys that they can't know what it's like - there's more to life than a bit of pain)
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