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Hard2Get
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 Posted - 2002/07/29 : 08:37:33
Yep :P
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Foxy
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 02:25:59
Dunno if this counts.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Some poems rhyme but this one doesnt.
Hardcore family never dies.
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Hardcorechild
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 02:40:57
yes i talk to my self, its the only way im sure of an intelligent conversation
hey guys and gals keep on jumpin TO DA BEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring It All Down To
HaRDCoRE hEvaEN
hIXxY rULz
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HaPPy i LuV Da HaRdCorE
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Australia
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 Posted - 2002/07/30 : 02:56:46
Ive got a few favourites:
#If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 
#Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 
#If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
#Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
#If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become
disoriented?
#Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
#What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
#If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
#The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Sorry got carried away. I have plenty more but I'll save them for later...
Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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Foxy
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 03:05:00
Im not scared of heights, or fallling,
Now the ground, thats a different matter.
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Foxy
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 03:45:20
Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
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Oli G
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 03:57:07
/me emptys the contents of his wingwang.txt from irc into here
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump!"
"Man who fart in church must sit in own pew!"
"Woman who nags husband all day, gets no peace at night!"
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!"
"Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok!"
"Good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!"
"Woman who cook cabbage and peas in same pot unsanitary!"
"Man who loses key to girlfriend's apartment gets no new key!"
"Man who eat many prune sit on toilet many moon!"
"Woman who fly plane upside-down going to have crack up!"
"Man who eat jelly beans fart in Techni-Color!"
"Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger!"
"Man with hole in pocket will be feeling cocky all day.
"Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit."
"Man who **** turkey eat stuffing."
"Man who **** ugly dog get howled at."
"Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die."
"Hockey player on ice have big stick."
"Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat."
"Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat."
"Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off."
"Man who get paid pick up chick."
"Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off."
"Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end."
"Man who eat pussy do lip service."
"Man who **** pig eat ham."
"Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church."
"Woman who turn back on lover get ****ed over."
"Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth."
"Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man with dick in peanut butter is ****ing nuts."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist."
"Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter."
"Is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed."
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
"Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."
"Virgin like balloon. One prick, all gone."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Work to become, not to acquire."
"Show off always shown up in showdown."
"Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."
"Man with no legs bums around."
"Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
"Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Confucius say too ****ing much!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose."
"When in doubt, whip it out."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
"Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
"Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit."
"Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more."
"Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
"No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in pussy."
"Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!"
"House without toilet is uncanny."
"Many men smoke but Fu Manchu."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding."
"Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow."
"Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
"Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky."
"Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money."
"Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
"Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!"
"Rape no good. Woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down."
"Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."
"Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it."
"All blonde not blonde by cracky."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"
"Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!"
"Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
"Baseball wrong. . . man with four balls cannot walk."
"Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard."
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Ok for shit to happen. . . will decompose."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out."
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
"Those who quote me are fools."
"America good place to put chinese restaurant."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is f__king nuts."
"Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand."
"He who refuses to listen is lying."
"He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts."
"He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind."
"Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache."
"Wash your face in the morning, neck at night."
"Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth."
"Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup."
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger."
"It take square ass to s**t a brick."
"He who sniffs Coke, drowns."
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
"Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!"
"To make egg roll, push it."
"Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy..."
"He who fart in church sit in own pew."
"He who ****s dynamite gets big bang out of it."
"She who rides bike, peddles ass all over town."
"He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key."
"Man who pick nose - head cave in."
"Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off."
"Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father."
"Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink."
"Man who piss into strong wind gets wet."
"Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks."
"Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent."
"Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom."
"Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker..."
"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner."
"Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
"He who let woman on top is f***ing up."
"Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house."
"I didn't say that!!!"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky."
"Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary."
"Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom."
"Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor."
"Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard."
"He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab."
"Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons."
"Man who lose key to apartment not get new key."
"He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise."
"Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert."
"Elevator smell different to midget."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
/me emptys the contents of ponder.txt from irc into here
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If all is not lost, where is it?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but you can't start a camp fire with a whole BOOK of matches?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting?
Why is an orange the only fruit named after it's color or was the color named after the fruit?
If matter and anti-matter come in contact with each other and there is a huge explosion, what are they going to store anti-matter in?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
So what's the speed of dark?
If all those physics know all the lottery numbers, why are they still working?
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?
What do you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
If you put instant coffee in a microwave, would you go back in time?
How come if you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but if you take him in the car, he sticks his head out the window?
Why use a big word, when a diminutive one will suffice?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Can a blind person feel blue?
What's the point in being pessimistic? It probably won't work, anyway.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
How is it that a house can burn up as it burns down?
Why do we say an alarm clock goes off when it really goes on?
Do they have reserved parking for regular people at the Special Olympics?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?
Why do hot dogs come ten in a package and the buns only eight?
If the world is round where are all the corners? :)
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Is a computer virus covered by Medicare?
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
What is a spring chicken in the winter ? :)
If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
If you are floating in space and you do half a somersault, are you upside down?
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Do wet hens really get mad?
SPeedY_B 0wNz jo0
If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
Where do swear words come from?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why do people use the word "irregardless"?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we say something's out of order when its broken but we never say in of order when it works?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?
How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
Why do they have signs at Burger King that say, "Picture menus available for those who need them"? If you can't read, how can you ask for a picture menu?
If a case of the clap spreads is it called applause?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
You can't have everything ... where would you put it?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUp?
If mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard-sleeper sleep with?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk?
The light went out, but where to?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
[insert witty thought here] :)
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Did they FORGET to evolve?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
How do scientists know that carbon dating works?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
*ahem*
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
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Oli G
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 04:04:46
just realised half the wingwang ones are repeated, sorry, cant help it, damn txt files from teh weeeb
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_
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weba_d
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 04:48:04
ok think you won olighalebi, that the longest message ever! **** man get a life lol!
"what goes up must come down" so keep popin
WEBA D
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HaPPy i LuV Da HaRdCorE
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 05:00:05
Well that was a bit much dont u think?
U just put all mine in and more. Not Happy Jan!
Aim for the moon, even if u miss you'll land among the stars...
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Oli G
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 08:13:32
haha yeah sorry for the longest message ever, of course i didnt type it
copy n pasteadge :)
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_
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luckEanjel
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 17:49:13
well.. I stole this quote from a friend who prolly stole it from someone else... but I thought it was hella funny so here goes...
"Yes, my shirt cost 30 dollars at Banana Republic, but it looks good, doesnt it? Anyways, I'm gonna be a politician someday."
...at least I think its supposed to be funny.
Dont go through life being a pretty bitch... god will send you back nice and ugly! hehe
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Posted - 2002/07/30 : 18:39:16
happy i live da hardcore and mouse have got it
hold on i got one...
why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
"what goes up must come down"... so keep popin!
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Posted - 2002/08/15 : 13:25:31
i havent really got a quote, i usally just put my faverouite track which is
BANG THE FUTURE - body slam .
but ive come up with this one , tell me what you think and i might use it
if lifes a b!t*h , then whats death?
please tell me what you think
oh and DJ Mouse urs is very very funny.
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DJ Mouse
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Posted - 2002/08/15 : 15:13:33
hehe cheers. notice how my old one gets repeated about 20 times in oli g's big post :P
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