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toxic
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Australia
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 Posted - 2002/11/07 : 23:05:31
ok, just wanted to make sure what i post is eligible, not saying that ill win, but ill give it a shot.  i want that fukn trophy aswell. i dont want to post and have u throw some law mumbo jumbo at me and tell me that it doesnt count.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Crack another one !!!
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strychnine
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Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/08 : 01:19:32
^^ ummm ... sorry tox, but I have to break out some legal mumbo-jumbo on yo' ass
OliGhalebi already posted about 10 pages of humorous pseudo-Confucian proverbs earlier in the thread. I can't be bothered verifying this, but just looking at his list it's hard to imagine that he missed any - the ones you just posted were, in all likelihood, somewhere in his list. Sorry *shugs*
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silver
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Japan
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Posted - 2002/11/08 : 01:27:15
Stay on topic... don't screw around with the scrolly thing :)
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strychnine
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Australia
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 Posted - 2002/11/08 : 01:44:48
^^ sorry silver ... it started as a joke but I guess we got a *little* carried away. Methinks I've been spending just a bit too much time on the Overdrive forums - I'm starting to pick up a few of their nasty habits 
*spanks himself as punishment*
*decides that he hasn't learnt his lesson, spanks himself again*
*and again*
*and again*
BAD STRYCHNINE!!!
*and just once more for good measure*
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aznwasian
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United States
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Posted - 2002/11/08 : 15:49:30
"Imagine a world without hypothetical situations..."
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.aZnWaSiAn.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯
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weba_d
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Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/08 : 18:00:48
quote:
Originally posted by strychnine:
^^ sorry silver ... it started as a joke but I guess we got a *little* carried away. Methinks I've been spending just a bit too much time on the Overdrive forums - I'm starting to pick up a few of their nasty habits
*spanks himself as punishment*
*decides that he hasn't learnt his lesson, spanks himself again*
*and again*
*and again*
BAD STRYCHNINE!!!
*and just once more for good measure*
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dont make an addictive habbit of it, u know where that will leed
"what goes up must come down"...so keep popin!
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toxic
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Posted - 2002/11/08 : 21:48:39
damn .... they were pretty good aswell
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Funky_14uk
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2002/11/09 : 00:46:05
i like
*if barbies so popular why do u hav 2 buy her friends?*
*i played a dangerous game alst nite, it brought the ded bak 2 life and drove me insane and it wasnt the ougi board it was......MONOPOLY!*
*Dont walk on the grass, smoke it*
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol!
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fazza
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 13:59:58
"midgets shouldnt use public toilets"
"I feel you, i want you, i know your touch is all i need, im waiting you're shining"
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DJ Mouse
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 14:15:24
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
There are easier things to do than understand women, like nailing water to a tree
If you take the easy road, your considered lazy, if you take the hard road, your considered crazy, which one do you pick?
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strychnine
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Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 21:46:36
DJ Mouse In Da House!!! 
sorry, couldn't resist
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one_scatterd_lil_monk_e
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Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 23:52:18
like mine has always said ........
* i wish i had a cool qoute*
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toxic
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Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/12 : 01:40:29
i think pacmans sig is pretty good
"drugs is not the answer... drugs? is the question... yes is the answer"
Crack another one !!!
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noiz labs
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Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/12 : 03:05:57
i think a new person had this one.. from memory .
"dance like your in pain"
work wen others r watching"
and somethug else. it was kinda funny.
oh oh mine. i plan to spray paint this somewhere very intrusive in my old school.
education gives knowlage
knowlage is power
power leads to corruption
corruption to suffering
and then should i finish it off with " leave school now " or would it b piontless?
or better yet . i will end it with " after all ignorence is bliss.. yeah1!!!
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xxhappyxx
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2002/11/12 : 05:10:04
i had a keyring which sed i smile because i hav no idea wats going on....always thought that was pretty cool! ...n kinda appropriate 
'come fly my child 2 a special place, with angels in the sky, the time has come 2 fly!'
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