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DJ Mouse
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 United Kingdom
2,687 posts Joined: Jul, 2001
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Posted - 2002/08/23 : 07:04:14
"Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?"
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"Don't frown when someone annoys you, it uses 42 muscles. Bitch-slap the fu©ker, it only uses 4"
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MusicTech
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 United States
12 posts Joined: Aug, 2002
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Posted - 2002/08/23 : 08:20:01
P eople L ook U gly R olling
A SUCCESSFUL PRODUCER IS SOMEONE WHO CAN ENCOURAGE THE GENERTATION OF MANY IDEAS, AND THEN DISCARD THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM LEAVING ONLY THE ONES THAT WILL BLEND TOGETHER TO CREATE THE PERFECT SOUND~~
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A Successful Producer Is Someone Who Can Encourage The Genertation Of Many Ideas, And Then Discard The Vast Majority Of Them Leaving Only The Ones That Will Blend Together To Create The Perfect Sound
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Xenochrome
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 United States
2,645 posts Joined: Aug, 2002
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Posted - 2002/08/23 : 10:31:18
My favorite quote and pick-up line!
"I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The longer you play with me the harder I get!"
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Hard2Get
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 United Kingdom
12,837 posts Joined: Jun, 2001
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Posted - 2002/08/23 : 10:40:17
quote: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The longer you play with me the harder I get!"
LOL 
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number2301
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 Virgin Islands (US)
408 posts Joined: Jul, 2002
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Posted - 2002/08/25 : 05:04:23
'If you can't change your mind, are you sure you have one?'
:D
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'Living in my world is easy, there is only peace, love and ... ecstacy'
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weba_d
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 Australia
789 posts Joined: Jun, 2002
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Posted - 2002/08/27 : 03:32:20
this is good
Q:what is the differnece between a drugdealer and a crackhore?
A: a crackhore can wash and re-sell her crack!!
"what goes up must come down"..so keep popin!!
WEBA D
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weba_d
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 Australia
789 posts Joined: Jun, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/04 : 15:58:37
quote: Originally posted by mombassaa:
hey DJ MOUSE , ur gonna have to come up wiv some more gud quotes , in order to keep ur title , THE KING OF QUOTES , hahahaha........
"if lifes a b!t*h, whats death?"
yeh i think its time for the second award for the "best quotes by users"
"what goes up must come down"...so keep popin!
WEBA D
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fazza
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 United Kingdom
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Posted - 2002/11/05 : 13:57:57
there are two fleas on a fanny. ones a robber and the other is a druggie. how do u tell them apart? the robber is in the bush and the druggies on the crack!!!
"I feel you, i want you, i know your touch is all i need, im waiting you're shining"
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Dj Tripnosis
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 Canada
418 posts Joined: Feb, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/05 : 15:52:40
quote: Originally posted by Hard2Get:
quote: " procrastonation is like masterbation, your only ****ing yourself !"
Bwahahahaha, i like it :)
Thx, i'm glad you enjoyed it !! 
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DJ Mouse
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 United Kingdom
2,687 posts Joined: Jul, 2001
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Posted - 2002/11/05 : 16:19:05
right here's a few more but i still don't think i can top my sig
in battle the buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
if you try to succeed but fail,what have you done?
you can't have everything - where would you put it?
if you believe in psychokinesis,raise my hand
and my ush sig,picture this coming out of an answer phone:
"greetings you have reached the sixth sense detective agency. we know who you are and what you want,so at the tone,please hang up"
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"Don't frown when someone annoys you, it uses 42 muscles. Bitch-slap the fu©ker, it only uses 4"
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Edited by - DJ Mouse on 2002/11/05 16:44:21 |
toxicmusic
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 United Kingdom
115 posts Joined: Nov, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/06 : 09:06:46
Looks like you're winning Mouse!
"I am what I am and nothing else" M.A.D
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weba_d
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 Australia
789 posts Joined: Jun, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/06 : 20:35:28
nah **** yas all im calling this one so its up to me;)
*CONGRATULATIONS weba_d, I knew you could do it!
KING OF ALL QUOTES![NUTZ] [JAP]
*walks away with a big head*
*then someone shouts from the croud, "but wheres the good quote weba_d?"
*starts runing with the trophey with dj mouse not far behind*
"what goes up must come down"...so keep popin!
WEBA D
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strychnine
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 Australia
2,268 posts Joined: Feb, 2002
92 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2002/11/07 : 02:28:55
ahhh don't bother chasing him - i know a better way to stop 'im
*reaches for the shotgun but can't find it*
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WILL WHOEVER USED THE F***ING SHOTGUN LAST *PLEASE* BRING IT BACK?!
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toxic
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 Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/07 : 02:36:48
Still not finished with it
Crack another one !!!
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strychnine
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 Australia
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Posted - 2002/11/07 : 03:52:01
^^ this time could you clean it before you put it back on the rack? Last time I used the gun after you there was so much crud inside the barrel I nearly blew my goddamn hands off when I pulled the trigger.
... anyways back to weba_d ... *reaches for the rapid-fire rocket launcher*
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