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Ionosphere
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 Posted - 2011/03/06 : 19:54:31
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Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
i have a fail that needs captioning, ideas?
"Daddy.... Where's his bollocks?"
....which explains why Triq had to read-up on poultry genitalia.
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Edited by - Ionosphere on 2011/03/06 19:55:11 |
ChiefRocka
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Posted - 2011/03/06 : 20:15:07
quote:
Originally posted by whispering:
quote:
Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
Roosters don't have cocks. They have a sperm glob on their vent..
so its bum to bum as such..with a bit of bending whilst one is on top ..that would be the cocks cock if it were a human rooster...but the vent is much further up the backside
Its worrying how much you know about rooster genitalia.
It's better than knowing nothing though. You would be surprised at how many people don't even know what a cloaca is.
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djDMS
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Posted - 2011/03/06 : 22:43:43
Look daddy, that's what mummy calls you when her friends visit.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2011/03/06 : 23:48:45
cock, or cock farmer? lol
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Brian K
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 00:47:38
1) wow
2) what is on the farmer's shoe? is that his laces? it looks like a worm or something
3) just wow
4) what exactly is the cock farmer feeding those chicks that they are so eagerly gobbling up? =P
nice thomas pjs
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atomsk
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 11:51:12
"Daddy, mommy calls some one on the phone and calls them this name, then a man shows up feeding the chicks with cock..."
IDK ><
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Underloop
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 12:15:37
The farmer has a cock
The farmer has a cock
ee-i-antio the farmer has a cock
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Triquatra
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 Posted - 2011/03/07 : 15:02:06
relatively speaking, its a rather large cock also!
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Ionosphere
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 15:29:50
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Originally posted by Underloop:
The farmer has a cock
The farmer has a cock
ee-i-antio the farmer has a cock
Now we know the intellectual level of subject that's required to drag Underloop out of hiding!  (hello mate) ;)
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Audio Warfare
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 16:31:31
I've just posted my rubbish efforts on Facebook.. :P
"Young ______ learns that cucumbers arent the only toy farmers make for mummy."
"Daddy warns ______ that exposure to this farmers crops could cause a flare up of his Gay-fever."
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tru bass
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 16:47:18
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Originally posted by Audio Warfare:
I've just posted my rubbish efforts on Facebook.. :P
"Young ______ learns that cucumbers arent the only toy farmers make for mummy."
"Daddy warns ______ that exposure to this farmers crops could cause a flare up of his Gay-fever."
That second one is easily the best one yet.
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Meathead
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 19:51:14
"Daddy, when i grow up i want to be a children's writer so i too can get paid to put cocks in suggestive places and have a right good laugh"
"a goo goo ga ga"
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DJ Lawlzy
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 20:24:01
Once again, cock is chosen.
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Underloop
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Posted - 2011/03/07 : 23:06:26
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Originally posted by Ionosphere:
Now we know the intellectual level of subject that's required to drag Underloop out of hiding! (hello mate) ;)
Are you saying this is as low as its got round here in recent months? Wow, times really have changed! (Greetings Ionoboys! Thought I would pop in to make sure you are all well?)
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ozmium
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Posted - 2011/03/08 : 02:08:38
COCK FARMER.
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