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strychnine
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 Posted - 2002/11/21 : 13:24:08
^^ hey, I actually used "Nice shoes ... Wanna f***?" once. I'm pretty sure people 5 blocks away heard her hand connect with my face at 90mph. Needless to say, I haven't used that line again ... well, not that often, anyways :P
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Midway_raver
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 Posted - 2002/11/21 : 13:29:37
LOL!!
Thats not corny tho just downright over confident =P
you only use that one on fat women at like 3am!!
Like a bolt of lightning it's so frightning..Get ur brain now we're igniting
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toxic
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Posted - 2002/11/21 : 23:21:12
quote:
Originally posted by Midway_raver:
you only use that one on fat women at like 3am!!
only after having about 14 beers, and 6 double scotch and cokes ... and nothing less than that!!
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
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djscorch
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 Posted - 2002/11/21 : 23:38:00
Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes!
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dj_stey_iz_ere
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Posted - 2002/11/22 : 07:37:36
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only after having about 14 beers, and 6 double scotch and cokes ... and nothing less than that!!
LOL 
is any1 else on the same level
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strychnine
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Posted - 2002/11/22 : 14:22:07
quote:
Originally posted by toxic:
quote:
Originally posted by Midway_raver:
you only use that one on fat women at like 3am!!
only after having about 14 beers, and 6 double scotch and cokes ... and nothing less than that!!
In your case, tox, all that booze is for her to drink, innit 
*starts running*
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dj_stey_iz_ere
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Posted - 2002/11/22 : 14:30:04
LMAO LOL
*looks for toxic in the distance*
is any1 else on the same level
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Underloop
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Posted - 2002/11/25 : 00:35:35
Sorry darling, I can't take you home. I have a small dick and I'm a crap shag!
works every time 
Matthew aka DJ Underloop
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silver
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Posted - 2002/11/25 : 01:34:51
Just find a totally drunk girl and anything you say to her as long as you are smiling will be fine .... haha
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strychnine
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Posted - 2002/11/25 : 01:41:03
^^ also known as "The Toxic Technique"
*continues running*
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toxic
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Posted - 2002/11/25 : 11:49:13
At least it works 
btw strychnine, u cant run forever
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hrz_fxpimp
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United States
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Posted - 2002/11/25 : 18:07:29
Hrm.... ok this one I tried once:
Hey.. your cute. I dont have time to hit on you right now but heres my number.
Here are some off of the cuff... some are lamer than others:> :
Excuse me miss... your bra seems to be a bit tight, one of those straps could go at any second and you could hurt somebody! so how about we go to my place and make that somebody me?
me: are pirates after you?
girl: why do you ask?
me: because you certainly have a treasure chest and you sure got some booty...
me in DJ mode: How about we go to my place and you tell me some tracks youd like me to play and I show you some vinyl id like you to put on.
but whats really been working for me of recent is the fact that Im working on a film thats due out next year and I tell people im working on it :> (it helps to be able to back yourself up on this one).
Or if you guys get desperate: I have 200 hundred bucks in my wallet and a hour to kill... whaddya say?
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dj_stey_iz_ere
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Posted - 2002/11/26 : 07:19:25
some gud 1n's there hrz_fxpimp nice 1 i like the quote:
me: are pirates after you?
girl: why do you ask?
me: because you certainly have a treasure chest and you sure got some booty...
very gud 1
is any1 else on the same level
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