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mark-ireland
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 Posted - 2005/10/21 : 12:53:59
An expert in european wasps and the sounds they make walks into a large music store, he walks up to an assitiant and says im an expert in european wasps and the sounds they make have you got anything at all that could be of interest to me? The assitant says no and walks off. He walks up to another assitant and says im an expert in european wasps and the sounds they make have you got anything at all that could be of interest to me? The assitant laughs at him and walks off. Hes getting annoyed so he looks for the manager after a while he finds him and says im an expert in european wasps and the sounds they make have you got anything at all that could be of interest to me? The manager says come in here, the two of them walk into an office and the manger takes out an old record and plays it. The expert on european wasps and the noises they make looks puzzled throughout the duration of the record.
When it ends the expert says to the manger, im an expert in european wasps and the noises they make and i didnt recognise anything on that record.
The manager says bollox i played the b side.
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/10/21 : 22:17:13
booo =P
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swansea247
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Posted - 2005/10/21 : 22:26:04
*doesn't get it*
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/10/21 : 22:27:38
I played the b side as in bee = wasp
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swansea247
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Posted - 2005/10/21 : 22:31:04
ahh right, bit shit that joke innit?
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/10/21 : 22:35:05
hence the boo =P
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Mortis
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 10:16:51
There's a few seconds of my life I won't get back 
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DarrenJ
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 10:24:45
lol kinda funny
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Roberticus
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 11:07:05
Hehe, quite a good one =)
Mooore jokes please 
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mark-ireland
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 14:43:22
Its a ****ing discraceful joke, thats what makes it funny the stupid ones are always the best.
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mnmcandiez
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 15:54:12
well that was rather corny
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Uproar
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 17:26:55
Well, it got me in stitches!
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Entity
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 17:55:24
0.0000132545498498465168494168419684 /10 
I've heard a lot worse.
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mark-ireland
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 18:19:31
quote:
Originally posted by Uproar:
Well, it got me in stitches!
Must be like me have a good sense of humour :)
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UKr4veR
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 18:33:08
The Irish never were good at jokes
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Evel
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Posted - 2005/10/22 : 18:43:10
? Ok I get that but why arn't I LMAO? 
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