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kotu
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Posted - 2018/02/14 :  14:05:29  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx


CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA
DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.





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Edited by - kotu on 2018/02/14 16:20:22
kotu
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Posted - 2018/02/19 :  19:48:03  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote
extra news on the book will be released via my facebook profile at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010378444176

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kotu
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Posted - 2018/05/20 :  21:06:44  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote
1`1 chapters now online to read

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kotu
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Posted - 2018/06/26 :  09:10:31  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote
http://riot-wreck.com/chapter12preview.pdf

2
The Lich Song
I am a lich and I can't even see
I am a lich and I'm hidin' up a tree
Why can't I why can't I even do a shit?
That to me is the serioustest bit
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Liches are meant to be powerful undead
Could it be that's something I misread?
Why can't I do any magic ****in' spells?
This really really really ****in' smells
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Chiron, Lilith and Saturn smell
They are seriously the rulers of hell
Pluto doesn't even use chopsticks
Pluto doesn't even have that many dicks
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
3
How did I drop that ****in' ball?
This is worse than
being way too tall
Which is basically everyone on Earth
I wonder how much my bullion is worth
Oh..
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Right now this is the end of the book
I really hope you enjoy my new look
I really fancy eating a crow
But I feel that that
would be quite slow
Oh!
I hate bein' a ****in' lich
What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch
This is worse than havin' seen a witch
Why is my body a rotting corpse?



'hes quite tall, then'


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kotu
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Posted - 2019/05/06 :  22:17:48  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote


By the way the link for the whole book as a single PDF is available here at the bottom....

https://futurerave.uk/links.php


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kotu
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Posted - 2020/02/18 :  20:45:28  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote


This is one of the newest pages from Joey Riot Story Book 2: Joey Riot in space.

The work can be found at the bottom of this page on my site...
https://futurerave.uk/extras.php


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Si Thompson
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Posted - 2020/02/20 :  08:49:33  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Si Thompson's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx


CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA
DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.








LMFAO!


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Posted - 2020/02/20 :  08:52:57  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Si Thompson's homepage  Reply with quote
*Opens door to Men in white coats*


"He is upstairs"


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Posted - 2020/03/05 :  12:12:31  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit kotu's homepage  Reply with quote
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??

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Si Thompson
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Posted - 2020/03/07 :  00:02:46  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Si Thompson's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??



LOL


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Edited by - Si Thompson on 2020/03/07 11:43:25
Samination
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quote:
Originally posted by Si Thompson:
quote:
Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??



LOL



Don't laugh, or you'll get yourself written into one of his stories


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