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Kisstasy
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 Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:40:27
LOL.
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:43:33
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Kisstasy
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:46:47
Hahahahha, MORE!
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:50:08
quote:
Originally posted by Kisstasy:
Hahahahha, MORE!
go to icanhascheezburger.com they got a ton of thes lolcat pix
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 19:05:39
Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,
"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 19:09:24
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "**** me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been ****ed by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 19:46:46
Note to self: Don't read thread while eating.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 21:09:14
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
Note to self: Don't read thread while eating.
LOL
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 21:36:10
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
Note to self: Don't read thread while eating.
LOL
Was having lunch and the necro joke ruined my appetite for a little bit. 
Oh well, I'm not good at telling jokes so have another image:
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Edited by - Rayovac on 2009/03/06 21:53:10 |
Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 21:37:38
A policeman is on horseback, going down the road, when he bumps into a little girl on a bike. He notices that her bike has no lights. He decides to play a little game:
'Did Santa give you that bike?' he says to the girl
'Yes'
'Well next time, tell Santa to send some lights' He then hands her a 50 quid fine...
She then replies 'Did Santa send you that horse?'
The copper plays along 'Yes, yes he did!'
'Well next time, tell him the dick going on the bottom, not on top!'
WARNING: The following joke contains a hint of underage sex, don't read if easily offended or if you don't have a sense of humour!
A little girl comes home from school. Her mom says:
'How was school, dear?'
'Johnny showed me his willy today!'
The mother is confused, but decides this is normal with small children:
'Really? What was it like?'
'It sort of reminded me of a peanut'
'Why, because it's small?'
'No, it tasted salty!'
Michael Jackson is on a boat with a load of children and captain. The boat starts to sink!
The captain comes out and shouts:
'Quick Mr. Jackson, into the lifeboat!'
'What about the children?'
'**** the children!'
'Really? Do we have that much time?'
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/06 : 21:54:02
Already heard the last 2 lol think the jacko one already bin posted
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Quicksilver
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Posted - 2009/03/10 : 21:08:33
I already posted the Jacko one. :)
Here's another:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
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bristolboy05
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 13:52:09
**edited racist joke**
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 14:41:22
posts edited as per forum rules:
try to be funny without being racist.
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95_was_the_time
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 15:40:16
what's the simularities between a pork pie and a granny?
you have to get through the crust and jelly before you get to the meat
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