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atomsk
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 Posted - 2009/03/01 : 14:47:28
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Originally posted by Wilky:
Statistics say Women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms
Men say-Big ****ing deal try faking a relationship just for a shag !!!!!
is that true?
i can fake mine to ;b
well i mean i can have like 7 man orgasms when i want to xD
so ha are women
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Quicksilver
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 14:51:30
I can fake erection!
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atomsk
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 14:52:13
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, maths and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
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2 posts i know
hows that for you?
=b
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 15:13:00
rofl!
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atomsk
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 15:18:36
here is 1 more
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Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest. After 56, she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn.
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Citrick
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Ireland
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 15:33:07
A man says to a rabbi "Is there much money in circumcision?" The rabbi replies "no but I get to keep the tips" 
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DJ-Intensity
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 15:35:05
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Originally posted by Smoogie:
quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Intensity:
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Don't know?
Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road.
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Citrick
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 15:39:13
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Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road.
Classic 
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Smoogie
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 15:52:03
quote:
Originally posted by Citrick:
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Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road.
Classic
Old Skool
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Kisstasy
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 17:18:07
Lol. More.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 22:45:58
and 10 points to anyone who actually gets it and know's where it comes from :P
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The Doc
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Posted - 2009/03/02 : 01:30:51
quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Intensity:
quote:
Originally posted by Smoogie:
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Originally posted by DJ-Intensity:
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Don't know?
Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road.
Because it saw Basil Brush!
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Righteous9
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Posted - 2009/03/02 : 02:55:31
Okay, I got this friend (this is for real), he has throat Cancer, and he's Holistic so the Doctor tells him to take Mud Baths, he kept takin' em' and it still hasn't worked, and he asked his Doctor later, "why do I have to do this so much?..." The Doctor replies, "Get used to livin' in Dirt!"
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Lilley
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Posted - 2009/03/02 : 05:41:16
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Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
and 10 points to anyone who actually gets it and know's where it comes from :P
just guessing i would say it has a monty pythonesque look about it.
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nearly in line....
.....strange continuity problems
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/03/02 : 06:31:52
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Originally posted by DJ-Intensity:
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Why shouldn't it? =|
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