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lozowen
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 Posted - 2009/03/11 : 15:46:41
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Originally posted by 95_was_the_time:
what's the simularities between a pork pie and a granny?
you have to get through the crust and jelly before you get to the meat
thats actually vile lol
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rosin007
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:00:58
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Edited by - whispering on 2009/03/11 17:05:18 |
bristolboy05
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:01:13
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Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
posts edited as per forum rules:
try to be funny without being racist.
oh so its ok to talk about peadofilia and sexist jokes then ?
what is this world coming to, its apparantly funny joking about jacko shaggin a boat full of kids and granny's avin crust around der fanny's but if any1 mentions the word paki every1 has a hissy fit.
well **** em they dont mean anythin 2 me !!!
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:04:44
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Originally posted by bristolboy05:
oh so its ok to talk about peadofilia and sexist jokes then ?
to an extent yes.
but there is a point where jokes are just hatefilled, thats where a mod steps in.
and rosin - its because there is swearing in the actual link of the image - the forum is automatically blocking ***ing it out, if you want it to show you'd have to take out the swearword
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Edited by - Triquatra on 2009/03/11 16:11:02 |
bristolboy05
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:12:37
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Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
to an extent yes.
but there is a point where jokes are just hatefilled, thats where a mod steps in.
my jokes wurnt hatefilled, after all they were only (JOKES).
its not reality and not what i think, like i said they were just jokes. in no way was they hatefilled.
(so can you please put them back on) lol
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Edited by - bristolboy05 on 2009/03/11 16:13:51 |
Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:21:58
the jokes were removed as per forum rules, for that reason i cant put them back up.
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rosin007
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:22:28
Found it out.
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Edited by - rosin007 on 2009/03/11 20:47:54 |
95_was_the_time
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:26:32
what's the difference between a woman and a computer
a woman won't except a 3andhalf inch floppy
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95_was_the_time
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:32:12
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Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
the jokes were removed as per forum rules, for that reason i cant put them back up.
but the forum 'rules' are no where to be found on this site!!!
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:38:39
true, until that day the mods will be around, like walking rule books
or hovering/floating in my case...
pretty sure whispering can levitate as well... :D
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bristolboy05
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:46:49
lol woth a try
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 16:56:45
3 guys were exploring a jungle when all of a sudden, a pack of tribesmen attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said
"All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his ass without making any expression at all. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing uncontrollably, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in the afterlife and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing,
"I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
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whispering
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 17:06:08
quote:
Originally posted by rosin007:
Now I renamed it, why wont it be accepted?
There was a 'space' inside the tag, fixed it.
quote:
Originally posted by 95_was_the_time:
but the forum 'rules' are no where to be found on this site!!!
From FAQ:
"Why was my post edited, locked or deleted?
The forums are for discussion about particular topics, they are not to be used for general chat and general nothing bored talk.
Topics and replies serve no helpful input what-so-ever will be deleted without warning."
When you registered you agreed:
"We are authorized by you to remove or modify any data submitted by you to these forums for any reason we feel constitutes a violation of our policies, whether stated, implied or not."
"In your use of these forums, you agree that you will not post any information which is vulgar, harassing, hateful, threatening, invading of others privacy, sexually oriented, or violates any laws."
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 18:52:10
Have any of mine bin removed, i cant be arsed looking?
i will continue to post highly offensive jokes as the more offensive and "oh no you cant joke about that" the better the joke is. If offensive jokes are banned then you might aswell ban all jokes as you cant pick and choose, yea!
if i deem any joke offensive the the post before the said joke will contain a warning just for all the sad twats of the site (that get offended by jokes)
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/03/11 : 19:44:16
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Originally posted by Wilky:
Have any of mine bin removed, i cant be arsed looking?
Yeah some got removed.
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