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Wilky
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 Posted - 2009/03/03 : 07:59:26
*edited racist joke*
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 08:00:54
Some guy was visiting a town on a business trip when he gets Horney.
He can't take it so he picks up a Prostitute.
Before he has sex, he decides he wants to eat her out.
But as soon as he sticks his tongue in he notices something doesn't taste right.
So her peers in her Twat and see bits of carrots, peas, some meat.
"Good God, lady," he exclaims, "Are you sick?!"
"No, but the last guy was."
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atomsk
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 16:53:14
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
**edited racist joke**
omg xDD
wtf?
that was kinda mean lol
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choonland
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 17:05:16
quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Intensity:
There was a race between a car and a motorbike the car says I'll beat you bike.
The motorbike said haha I beat you by a distance.
The car was so sad so he asked for another race and got beat again so the Motorbike rider said get lost you're not worth it.
really, i mean REALLY???
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 17:17:55
quote:
Originally posted by atomsk:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
**edited racist joke**
omg xDD
wtf?
that was kinda mean lol
Its a joke mate :)
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 17:51:41
quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Intensity:
There was a race between a car and a motorbike the car says I'll beat you bike.
The motorbike said haha I beat you by a distance.
The car was so sad so he asked for another race and got beat again so the Motorbike rider said get lost you're not worth it.
Some sad jokes for Intensity:
What do you call a man with a shovell in his head?
An ambulance, he may have fractured his skull
A man stands with a dog at a crossing, waiting for the light to go green. Another man arrives and says 'That's a pretty dog, does he bite?'. The other man says 'No'. 'Can I pet him?', 'No he has a disease that makes his skin weep on touch'
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 18:54:02
**edited racist joke's**
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 21:57:38
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Originally posted by SixFeet:
When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.
you're actually not far from the truth. he did have bullet-proof glass surrounding him, and ppl who were there reported that there were some in the air to protect him from the top. it wasn't to prevent him from shooting anybody, it was to prevent anyone from shooting him.
i've got plenty racist jokes, but i'm gonna hold off on those for now since it's not everyone's taste
how can you tell when a blonde girl uses a computer?
there's white-out on the screen
how can you tell when a blonde girl stuffs her bra?
her boobs are square
what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
eventually the canoe will tip (somewhat racist)
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/03 : 22:37:36
How the **** is that racist? Thats a religion mate!
please feel free to pm me the racist jokes ;)
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 21:11:09
** WARNING **
MY NEXT POST CONTAINS RACIST JOKES - IF EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT READ MY NEXT POST - you have been warned!
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 21:15:26
**edited racist joke**
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Kisstasy
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:07:14
That's so ****ing racist. But you don't mean it... RIGHT?
Or course not, you bum. Lalalala, give me more, I need to laugh.
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Jax
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:13:40
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Originally posted by Kisstasy:
That's so ****ing racist. But you don't mean it... RIGHT?
is it cos u is blak?
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Kisstasy
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:20:36
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Originally posted by Jax:
quote:
Originally posted by Kisstasy:
That's so ****ing racist. But you don't mean it... RIGHT?
is it cos u is blak?
Middle Eastern and African, byaaaaaaaaatch. :|
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/03/04 : 22:24:14
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