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DJ Sketchy
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 Posted - 2016/11/13 : 21:51:29
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Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
Selena Gomez just said she doesn't know who you are, but she had her mouth full, so she could have said anything.
Of course, a Twitter veteran such as yourself knows that you have to follow each other to private message. She doesn't follow you 
FeelsBadMan
I've got a private Twitter account @JesusIamChrist - Which is where I private message celebrities from.
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Elipton
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 22:01:23
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
Selena Gomez just said she doesn't know who you are, but she had her mouth full, so she could have said anything.
Of course, a Twitter veteran such as yourself knows that you have to follow each other to private message. She doesn't follow you
FeelsBadMan
I've got a private Twitter account @JesusIamChrist - Which is where I private message celebrities from.
But none of the celebrities follow that account either, so again, you're ********ting.
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 22:07:09
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
Selena Gomez just said she doesn't know who you are, but she had her mouth full, so she could have said anything.
Of course, a Twitter veteran such as yourself knows that you have to follow each other to private message. She doesn't follow you
FeelsBadMan
I've got a private Twitter account @JesusIamChrist - Which is where I private message celebrities from.
But none of the celebrities follow that account either, so again, you're ********ting.
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FeelsBadMan?
I message them on their Twitter page, like everyone else.
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Elipton
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 22:47:02
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
Selena Gomez just said she doesn't know who you are, but she had her mouth full, so she could have said anything.
Of course, a Twitter veteran such as yourself knows that you have to follow each other to private message. She doesn't follow you
FeelsBadMan
I've got a private Twitter account @JesusIamChrist - Which is where I private message celebrities from.
But none of the celebrities follow that account either, so again, you're ********ting.
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FeelsBadMan?
I message them on their Twitter page, like everyone else.
But they can't message back, your account is set to private
FeelsStupidMan
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 22:53:15
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
Selena Gomez just said she doesn't know who you are, but she had her mouth full, so she could have said anything.
Of course, a Twitter veteran such as yourself knows that you have to follow each other to private message. She doesn't follow you
FeelsBadMan
I've got a private Twitter account @JesusIamChrist - Which is where I private message celebrities from.
But none of the celebrities follow that account either, so again, you're ********ting.
No pic no click
FeelsBadMan?
I message them on their Twitter page, like everyone else.
But they can't message back, your account is set to private
FeelsStupidMan
Right. I hope this now wraps things up. I'm organising a piss up in a brewery next! ;) JOKE
All my messages are one way. There is no doubt that the celebrities who own the accounts see my messages though. It's a harsh way to live. Being left in the cold almost all the time. If they were to communicate deeply, then that's evidence I could go to the press with. So they don't risk it. This was my way of 'socialising' when I cut everyone off 6 years ago (I'm back in touch with most now).
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Captain Triceps
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 00:35:01
Just ignore him, mate. I had Sarah Ferguson, Judge Rinder and Pele round for dinner today, they all said they know you.
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 00:43:02
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Just ignore him, mate. I had Sarah Ferguson, Judge Rinder and Pele round for dinner today, they all said they know you.
A bit too much sausage there for an orgy! Sure we will find lots to talk about though. Thanks Captain!
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 02:00:11
I was gonna do something else, but time for another story.
I once thought it was a good idea to introduce this girl who was a friend I had just met, to MC Storm. As he was in the chalet above us. So I take her upstairs to MC Storm's place and knock on his double glazed doors. Storm jumps up through the curtains and through the window says "what?" - I said "Ah my friend wants to meet you" to Storm through the double glazed sliding doors. Storm looks at my female friend, smiles and waves! Then we leave. That was that until HTID a week or so later, when Storm came up to me and said. "Don't you ever do that again" Haha. I've gone tame there... Storm teared me a new one! In front of a large group of people too HAHA. Lesson learned. Don't disturb Storm!
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 05:31:23
This is a story about the politics of the music industry. I MUST protect all involved parties. So I need to hide their identities, so please bare with me.
A BIG NAME came up to me and said "Your ****ing mate! You gotta talk to that ****er before I do!"
What had happened was that this individual had managed to get themselves deeply involved in a situation that had nothing to do with them, at the anger of the big name involved. He said "I keep hearing his name pop up in serious things, that aren't any of his business!"
So let that be a lesson to you all. Stay out of other people's business!
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 06:51:36
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So let that be a lesson to you all. Stay out of other people's business!
How can we possibly do that when you keep telling us (what i think are made up) stories about all your famous "friends"?
Just saying.
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 07:13:32
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
So let that be a lesson to you all. Stay out of other people's business!
How can we possibly do that when you keep telling us (what i think are made up) stories about all your famous "friends"?
Just saying.
What. You think MC Storm wouldn't be straight on my case for putting Bull shiz stories about me and him online! He'd chew me up! That's serious! He won't mind me sharing that story. He's a sensitive bloke, if that makes sense. The story is a fun one really. Storm can be fun. Don't mess about with him when he's serious though!
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 07:30:01
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Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
So let that be a lesson to you all. Stay out of other people's business!
How can we possibly do that when you keep telling us (what i think are made up) stories about all your famous "friends"?
Just saying.
What. You think MC Storm wouldn't be straight on my case for putting Bull shiz stories about me and him online! He'd chew me up! That's serious! He won't mind me sharing that story. He's a sensitive bloke, if that makes sense. The story is a fun one really. Storm can be fun. Don't mess about with him when he's serious though!
The warning doesn't mean much when i'm not convinced you actually know him. Sorry.
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 07:43:11
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Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
So let that be a lesson to you all. Stay out of other people's business!
How can we possibly do that when you keep telling us (what i think are made up) stories about all your famous "friends"?
Just saying.
What. You think MC Storm wouldn't be straight on my case for putting Bull shiz stories about me and him online! He'd chew me up! That's serious! He won't mind me sharing that story. He's a sensitive bloke, if that makes sense. The story is a fun one really. Storm can be fun. Don't mess about with him when he's serious though!
The warning doesn't mean much when i'm not convinced you actually know him. Sorry.
I'm in the process of writing an album. So what you think I'm gonna burn bridges by making up stories about powerful people in the scene?! I remember MC Storm coming up to me and my brother Paul Compulsion before our set at United Dance with MC Whizzkid MCing for us. Storm came up to us before our set and said "This is your big chance, you can't **** it up" or something along those lines. I used to be part of the team! I still am really. I used to be back stage at every major event chilling with everyone. I got really close to John Seduction who ran Uproar at one stage. I thought I had to wait to be booked though, when I should have asked Seduction for the booking! DJ Sy was shocked that I didn't ever ask him.
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 07:54:54
I love these stories. Got any more?
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/14 : 08:02:38
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I love these stories. Got any more?
Most of the ones I've got left will get me into serious trouble if I reveal them publicly! I can tell you about DJ Dougal's dog Kitani though! It was a HUGE Japanese Akita! It's paws were huge! Dougal said Kitani pawed one of his mates on the nose and broke his nose! Kitani used to growl at me when I entered Dougal's studio. Scary dog!
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