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DJ Sketchy
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2016/11/13 : 17:28:12
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Originally posted by wong:
Think im gonna have a break from this forum for a while...
If you're referring to my stories. You need not worry. There aren't many more stories I can tell without getting myself into serious trouble.
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 19:10:34
As I read more and more of your ridiculous shit Sketchy you certainly resemble a criminal character on Law & Order: SVU (Special Victims Unit).
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 19:14:41
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Originally posted by latininxtc:
As I read more and more of your ridiculous shit Sketchy you certainly resemble a criminal character on Law & Order: SVU (Special Victims Unit).
You say ridiculous shit. I say fun stories! Harmless fun too, unlike some of my other stories. I've lived a crazy life!
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 19:46:46
Ok, last story. Calvin Harris knows of me well, through private messaging him on Twitter going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED DJ Zedd, in full view of Calvin Harris, for his use of FLANGE in Ariana Grande's hit 'Break Free' that he co-wrote alongside Max Martin, who wrote Britney Spears' 'Baby One More Time'. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to DJ Zedd following my outburst. I feel my criticism might have pushed DJ Zedd to try a bit harder to be more original though :)
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Elipton
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 19:52:53
Prove it.
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 19:54:24
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
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Elipton
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 20:03:22
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
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DJ Sketchy
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 20:10:50
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
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Elipton
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 20:25:20
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
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DJ Sketchy
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Oct, 2016
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 20:29:29
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
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Elipton
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 21:08:28
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
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djDMS
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Feb, 2003
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 21:13:26
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
Many times in the past, I have criticised people for writing things like 'I'm dying with laughter' and other ridiculous exaggerations thinking 'nothing is that funny'
I now apologise to all those people for I have literally exploded with laughter!
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Taking my time to perfect the beat
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DJ Sketchy
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 21:21:36
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
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ConnerIntenzifi
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 21:31:02
**** sake I'm not a big poster on here more lurker & on odd occasion chime in with my opinion but is this sketchy character actually real or someone just ripping the piss out everyone, never seen so much clattyness all at once in the same place.
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Elipton
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Posted - 2016/11/13 : 21:48:21
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
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Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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Originally posted by Elipton:
Prove it.
Prove what? How could I possibly make that story up?!
Let me tell you a story.
The Queen knows of me well, through private messaging her on Snapchat going on 5 years! Well... I SLAMMED Princess Diana in the pussy, in full view of The Queen. All to say it was very embarassing and I apologised profusely to Diana following my ejaculation. I feel my banging might have pushed Diana to read the Kamasutra though :)
How could I possibly make that up?
I don't tell lies. deadmau5 knows of me. Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold know of me better. Tiesto knows of me too! I spent 5 lonely years on my private Twitter account frantically messaging celebrities. Pasquale Rotella who runs EDC knows me very well. I've spoke to his wife Holly Madison a couple of times too!
Look, Stacy Slater. All your other stories were ********, and so are these
You're entitled to your own belief system. I don't mess about with Bull shiz. I'm partly here to factually entertain!
It's not about believing. I'm with Judge Jules and Deadmau5 now. We're at the same orgy and they say they've never heard of you. Now excuse me while your mate Vanessa Hudgens sits on my face
FeelsGoodMan
You can joke about all you want Elipton! I know how close I am to certain people. Like I'm VERY close to Rosie Jones & Rhian Sugden, the glamour models. I get on well with some more of the boob troop like Lucy Pinder too. I chatted Lucy up over private message. It was a pathetic attempt. She would have thought I was cute for trying though. I private message Abigail Ratchford a lot too! More A list celebrities. I private messaged Selena Gomez every day for a straight month! Sent a dozen red roses to her home too! I'm very close to Jessica Alba also! Sent her a dozen red roses too!
Selena Gomez just said she doesn't know who you are, but she had her mouth full, so she could have said anything.
Of course, a Twitter veteran such as yourself knows that you have to follow each other to private message. She doesn't follow you 
FeelsBadMan
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