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Wilky
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 Posted - 2009/02/28 : 19:33:50
Worlds Greatest BlowJob
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars'
"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to one side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy"
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SPOOX
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 19:36:46
 Nice one!!! Think we need more jokes on here.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 19:57:00
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Nice one!!! Think we need more jokes on here.
I will add one or more jokes per day. Anyone have any? Post them here too
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 22:53:38
...Creepy
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 22:57:49
Don't read if you're easily offended by jokes....
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a lot of children. When the boat started sinking, the captain said:
- Save yourself!
- But what about the children? said Michael.
- F*** the children, said the captain.
- Do we really have that much time? said Michael.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 23:29:24
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Don't read if you're easily offended by jokes....
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a lot of children. When the boat started sinking, the captain said:
- Save yourself!
- But what about the children? said Michael.
- F*** the children, said the captain.
- Do we really have that much time? said Michael.
haha top one :)
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 23:37:59
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Originally posted by Quicksilver:
Don't read if you're easily offended by jokes....
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a lot of children. When the boat started sinking, the captain said:
- Save yourself!
- But what about the children? said Michael.
- F*** the children, said the captain.
- Do we really have that much time? said Michael.
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Mortis
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Posted - 2009/02/28 : 23:51:25
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She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."
You spelt yacht wrong. Ruined the joke for me.
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 00:00:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."
You spelt yacht wrong. Ruined the joke for me.
copy and paste job
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 01:33:20
Would it be so hard for her to just walk down to the local pet shelter and get one?
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 09:11:25
Statistics say Women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms
Men say-Big ****ing deal try faking a relationship just for a shag !!!!!
What's the difference between a crack dealer and a crack whore?
A crack dealer can't wash his crack and sell it again!
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 13:10:20
moderately funny ;)
second ones better cos i understand it :P
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 13:23:33
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 14:24:19
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Statistics say Women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms
Men say-Big ****ing deal try faking a relationship just for a shag !!!!!
What's the difference between a crack dealer and a crack whore?
A crack dealer can't wash his crack and sell it again!
hahahahah
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 14:28:21
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
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Posted - 2009/03/01 : 14:39:27
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Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Don't know?
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