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Wilky
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 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  14:29:11
  
        
I came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
 
Rhianna wants us to make her feel like the only girl in the world?  **** me she's gonna be sore 
 
 
I was standing on a bus earlier and as it went round a corner, I accidently elbowed an old disabled man in the face, causing him to fall out of his wheelchair and have an epileptic fit.  No wonder it's known as the funny bone! 
 
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  15:03:26
  
  
  
 
funniest joke ive seen all year 
 
 
right here: 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  15:09:03
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by DjTriquatra: 
funniest joke ive seen all year 
 
 
right here: 
http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=43741   
 quote: Originally posted by Wilky:  Im up 4 bein a mod 
 
       
 
      That was last year   
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  15:09:44
  
  
  
 
well, i never said which year ;)
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  15:33:09
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by JustIncredible: 
quote: Originally posted by DjTriquatra: 
funniest joke ive seen all year 
 
 
right here: 
http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=43741   
 quote: Originally posted by Wilky:  Im up 4 bein a mod 
 
       
 
      That was last year    
 
      Posted 2009, seen by Tri in 2010 ;D    Thats so funny haha. Wilky as a mod lol. It'd be the most retarded site ever.    Wilkys jokes are less funny. Its a matter of time before it gets locked for racism... Or abusing Disabled.
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  15:54:35
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by DjTriquatra: 
well, i never said which year ;) 
   
 
 come on catch up 
 
quote: Originally posted by acidfluxxbass: 
quote: Originally posted by JustIncredible: 
quote: Originally posted by DjTriquatra: 
funniest joke ive seen all year 
 
 
right here: 
http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=43741   
 quote: Originally posted by Wilky:  Im up 4 bein a mod 
 
       
 
      That was last year    
 
      Posted 2009, seen by Tri in 2010 ;D    Thats so funny haha. Wilky as a mod lol. It'd be the most retarded site ever.    Wilkys jokes are less funny. Its a matter of time before it gets locked for racism... Or abusing Disabled. 
 
      speaking of which.....
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  16:16:35
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
 
speaking of which..... 
   
 
Dont even get that. Wasnt a very good joke tbh
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  16:23:52
  
  
  
 
why did Captain Hook cross the road?  
 
To go to the second hand shop
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  16:39:04
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by Smoogie: 
why did Captain Hook cross the road?  
 
To go to the second hand shop 
   
 
drum roll........
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  16:47:38
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by Smoogie: 
why did Captain Hook cross the road?  
 
To go to the second hand shop 
   
 
 
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  17:53:08
  
  
  
 
What is boring, unfunny, lame, and unoriginal? 
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  18:22:08
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by acidfluxxbass: 
quote: Originally posted by Smoogie: 
why did Captain Hook cross the road?  
 
To go to the second hand shop 
   
 
  
   
 
too me awhile to get that one lol.  not funny, but very clever
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  22:13:04
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
I came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
 
Rhianna wants us to make her feel like the only girl in the world?  **** me she's gonna be sore 
 
 
I was standing on a bus earlier and as it went round a corner, I accidently elbowed an old disabled man in the face, causing him to fall out of his wheelchair and have an epileptic fit.  No wonder it's known as the funny bone! 
 
 
Snow.. The only time 4 inches can make a girl excited. 
   
 
 came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
That's fooking sick! To think you have kids aswell and you post a joke(sick 1 at that) here. 
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  22:42:32
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by kathryn: 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
I came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
 
Rhianna wants us to make her feel like the only girl in the world?  **** me she's gonna be sore 
 
 
I was standing on a bus earlier and as it went round a corner, I accidently elbowed an old disabled man in the face, causing him to fall out of his wheelchair and have an epileptic fit.  No wonder it's known as the funny bone! 
 
 
Snow.. The only time 4 inches can make a girl excited. 
   
 
 came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
That's fooking sick! To think you have kids aswell and you post a joke(sick 1 at that) here.  
   
 
they're jokes u nugget... 
 
if that upsets u, don't ever read My Facebook god
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  22:59:02
  
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
quote: Originally posted by kathryn: 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
I came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
 
Rhianna wants us to make her feel like the only girl in the world?  **** me she's gonna be sore 
 
 
I was standing on a bus earlier and as it went round a corner, I accidently elbowed an old disabled man in the face, causing him to fall out of his wheelchair and have an epileptic fit.  No wonder it's known as the funny bone! 
 
 
Snow.. The only time 4 inches can make a girl excited. 
   
 
 came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
That's fooking sick! To think you have kids aswell and you post a joke(sick 1 at that) here.  
   
 
they're jokes u nugget... 
 
if that upsets u, don't ever read My Facebook god 
   
 
Don't worry, I doubt anyone would ever want to visit your Facebook.
 
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		 Posted - 2010/12/01 :  23:00:15
  
  
 
quote: Originally posted by acidfluxxbass: 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
quote: Originally posted by kathryn: 
quote: Originally posted by Wilky: 
I came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
 
Rhianna wants us to make her feel like the only girl in the world?  **** me she's gonna be sore 
 
 
I was standing on a bus earlier and as it went round a corner, I accidently elbowed an old disabled man in the face, causing him to fall out of his wheelchair and have an epileptic fit.  No wonder it's known as the funny bone! 
 
 
Snow.. The only time 4 inches can make a girl excited. 
   
 
 came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog.  Imagine my disgust.......  when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table! 
 
 
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot. 
 
That's fooking sick! To think you have kids aswell and you post a joke(sick 1 at that) here.  
   
 
they're jokes u nugget... 
 
if that upsets u, don't ever read My Facebook god 
   
 
Don't worry, I doubt anyone would ever want to visit your Facebook. 
   
 
aww, Thanks...
 
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