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whispering
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 Posted - 2010/12/03 : 10:04:56
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Originally posted by 8D:
I hope racist jokes are okay cause I only know this one :3
Its pushing it. Some might get deleted others not. But id recommend leaving them out, makes my life easier ;)
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Originally posted by kathryn:
should of known 'you' wouldnt object to these jokes
Contrary to what you believe, what i find funny or distasteful have absolutely nothing to do with how i moderate the forums. I try to be as objective as possible when i use the moderator tools given to me by silver. You need to understand that your set of morals are not universal, they are yours. We don't make the rules or moderate the forums to fit yours, or anyone else's liking. If you don't like the topic, don't read it.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 10:09:17
and i just dont moderate anymore, knowing the rep this forum and others like it have i find it safer that way
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JayHH86
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 10:18:12
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Originally posted by kathryn:
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Originally posted by JayHH86:
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Originally posted by Lilley:
How do you know when your sister has had her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a bin?
Finding one dead baby in ten bins.
Time for the dead baby and little johnny jokes to come out.
LOL That first one was fantastic.
I'm gonna jump in and get right behind atomsk on this one. Don't like the material? Don't consciously return to the thread. Jesus fcuking christ - it's not like it's being posted through your door, or sent to you in an e-mail.
considering 13 year ols can sign up to this website i dont think they would appreciate the sick jokes being posted.Secondly they could be offensive jokes especailly to people who may be victims of abuse etc.
I am offended but not going to tell you why.
a) I'm pretty sure I would have found these jokes funny at the age of 13.
b) I'm genuinely sorry if you've had a bad experience at some point in your life, no one needs that.
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acidfluxxbass
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 10:40:29
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Originally posted by Wilky:
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Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
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Originally posted by Wilky:
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Originally posted by kathryn:
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Originally posted by Wilky:
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Originally posted by kathryn:
bet your children are proud of you?
and Lilley your just as bad.
something missing in your life....
nope am perfectly fine thnks, i just dont get of on sick perverse, unfunny jokes.
U Sicko!!!!
you cant joke about one thing and not another...
yes you can.
so its ok to joke about flowers, the weather and sharks eating gold fish but not about blacks, chinks, kids or spastics?
Thats pretty much it yeah
At the end of the day, these posts just show us who and what you are. You a low-life benefit dependent loser who cant keep a job, and cant keep a family. You're selfish, narrow-minded and from what I can tell, you lash out at anyone else to make yourself feel better or right. Every post I've seen from you has made you look more a fool on here, and I pity you for just about everything that ever happens to you. At least this christmas I'll have the comfort of being financially able to go out have a good time, whilst you have to limit yourself to pay your Child allowance. At least I know i can go out to a football match in a santa hat, while you sit in your 1 bedroom undecorated flat watching Shrek and swearing at blacks. I'd like to think your Christmas would be a lonely hell, but I'm comforted in the fact your miserable excuse for a life is hell enough already. Merry Christmas, Mr Wilkinson
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atomsk
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 10:49:44
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Originally posted by kathryn:
considering 13 year ols can sign up to this website i dont think they would appreciate the sick jokes being posted.Secondly they could be offensive jokes especailly to people who may be victims of abuse etc.
I am offended but not going to tell you why.
Annnndd I was right..
But didnt we figure out that I was the second youngest on the forum..
As "JayHH86" said, I would have found some of these funny at that age..
Also if everyone went around telling people they shouldnt do something because something happened to them.. Then almost everything everyone has said in this thread would be offensive and hurtful to me. Many of the things the members have joke about has happened to me, not just you. So please dont think sense something has hurt you that it hasnt hurt others, and they find it funny while you dont.
I could go as far as saying, "Every time you post it brings back memories of getting beat by a women, so I would like you to stop." But you wont, as you dont have to listen to me, nor anyone but yourself.
Is Wilky really hurting anyone?
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Originally posted by kathryn:
Well even Silver has said keep them tasteful so there you go.
He said this to make sure Wilky knew his place in the tread, and to show others that silver is watching what we talk about, and that he hasnt seen anything wrong so far.
Just on a side note, I'm not backing Wilky at all, I just think something is wrong in this thread.
@acidfluxxbass: That came out of no where... I dont know what to say lol.
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TheOneNOnly
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 11:43:49
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Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
At the end of the day, these posts just show us who and what you are. You a low-life benefit dependent loser who cant keep a job, and cant keep a family. You're selfish, narrow-minded and from what I can tell, you lash out at anyone else to make yourself feel better or right. Every post I've seen from you has made you look more a fool on here, and I pity you for just about everything that ever happens to you. At least this christmas I'll have the comfort of being financially able to go out have a good time, whilst you have to limit yourself to pay your Child allowance. At least I know i can go out to a football match in a santa hat, while you sit in your 1 bedroom undecorated flat watching Shrek and swearing at blacks. I'd like to think your Christmas would be a lonely hell, but I'm comforted in the fact your miserable excuse for a life is hell enough already. Merry Christmas, Mr Wilkinson
^Best one in the entire thread, I lol'd.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 11:56:30
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Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
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Originally posted by Wilky:
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Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
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Originally posted by Wilky:
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Originally posted by kathryn:
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Originally posted by Wilky:
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Originally posted by kathryn:
bet your children are proud of you?
and Lilley your just as bad.
something missing in your life....
nope am perfectly fine thnks, i just dont get of on sick perverse, unfunny jokes.
U Sicko!!!!
you cant joke about one thing and not another...
yes you can.
so its ok to joke about flowers, the weather and sharks eating gold fish but not about blacks, chinks, kids or spastics?
Thats pretty much it yeah
At the end of the day, these posts just show us who and what you are. You a low-life benefit dependent loser who cant keep a job, and cant keep a family. You're selfish, narrow-minded and from what I can tell, you lash out at anyone else to make yourself feel better or right. Every post I've seen from you has made you look more a fool on here, and I pity you for just about everything that ever happens to you. At least this christmas I'll have the comfort of being financially able to go out have a good time, whilst you have to limit yourself to pay your Child allowance. At least I know i can go out to a football match in a santa hat, while you sit in your 1 bedroom undecorated flat watching Shrek and swearing at blacks. I'd like to think your Christmas would be a lonely hell, but I'm comforted in the fact your miserable excuse for a life is hell enough already. Merry Christmas, Mr Wilkinson
feel better now?
always good to get things off your chest...
for the record, I have a job...
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Lilley
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:01:44
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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JayHH86
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:14:37
lol good one. The first two lines are a subtle joke in their own right.
Here's a nice one. Kathryn, stop reading at this point.
Statistically, what do nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.
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Lilley
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:14:56
And who can resist the classic oldies:
If there's grass on the wicket play cricket
If she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to breed.
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
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Lilley
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:19:16
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Originally posted by JayHH86:
Gang rape.
Going off topic for a moment. I wouldn't mind seeing the death penalty for gang rape. Guy in Aus got 55 years gaol for gang rape.
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Lilley
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:26:19
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
9 months.
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JayHH86
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:35:17
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Originally posted by Lilley:
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Originally posted by JayHH86:
Gang rape.
Going off topic for a moment. I wouldn't mind seeing the death penalty for gang rape. Guy in Aus got 55 years gaol for gang rape.
55 years. That's a long time to mull over the irony of his situation. The raper becomes the rapee.
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Lilley
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:43:03
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55 years. That's a long time to mull over the irony of his situation. The raper becomes the rapee.
heh, I reckon you could literally put someones head up his arsehole it would be that wide.
"He commenced his sentence in Sydney's Long Bay Correctional Centre, but was soon moved to maximum security in Goulburn Gaol after prison officers uncovered plans by fellow inmates to inject him with HIV infected blood."
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JayHH86
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Posted - 2010/12/03 : 13:46:28
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Originally posted by Lilley:
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Originally posted by JayHH86:
55 years. That's a long time to mull over the irony of his situation. The raper becomes the rapee.
heh, I reckon you could literally put someones head up his arsehole it would be that wide.
"He commenced his sentence in Sydney's Long Bay Correctional Centre, but was soon moved to maximum security in Goulburn Gaol after prison officers uncovered plans by fellow inmates to inject him with HIV infected blood."
He doesn't sound like the average gang rapist. What did he do? The boys inside usually don't mind a bit of rape.
The HIV plan guys - they must have been watching Oz. Adebisi does the same thing.
Oz is a fcuking epic show. Check it out.
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