kathryn Advanced Member
United Kingdom
6,520 posts Joined: Apr, 2005
Posted - 2010/12/01 : 23:30:45
quote:Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
quote:Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:Originally posted by kathryn:
quote:Originally posted by Wilky:
I came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog. Imagine my disgust....... when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table!
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot.
Rhianna wants us to make her feel like the only girl in the world? **** me she's gonna be sore
I was standing on a bus earlier and as it went round a corner, I accidently elbowed an old disabled man in the face, causing him to fall out of his wheelchair and have an epileptic fit. No wonder it's known as the funny bone!
Snow.. The only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
came home from a hard days work last night to find my wife sucking off the dog. Imagine my disgust....... when I realised my tea wasn't on the ****ing table!
When i caught my daughter masturbating i think she was slightly surprised when i asked if i could have a shot.
That's fooking sick! To think you have kids aswell and you post a joke(sick 1 at that) here.
they're jokes u nugget...
if that upsets u, don't ever read My Facebook god
Don't worry, I doubt anyone would ever want to visit your Facebook.
aww, Thanks...
We know enough about him on here to avoid checking his wall on fb.
JayHH86 Advanced Member
Vietnam
1,400 posts Joined: Dec, 2008
Posted - 2010/12/02 : 04:56:40
quote:Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
Don't worry, I doubt anyone would ever want to visit your Facebook.
aww, Thanks...
lol. You two are terrible! I think you both need to meet up, have a few beers, hug it out (maybe a bit of drunken groping - never hurt anyone) and then get on with your lives and stop filling every thread with annoyingly repetitive taunts.
I like the sick jokes, by the way. Not the best, but solid.
latininxtc Advanced Member
United States
7,307 posts Joined: Feb, 2006
Posted - 2010/12/02 : 06:40:01
quote:Originally posted by atomsk:
quote:Originally posted by Wilky:
What's the difference between Audley Harrison and Baby P? Baby P knew how to take a punch.
I guess that would be funny if I knew who those people were...
i googled to find out what this is about, and that's terrible! but i couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure Triquatra knows what this is, but here in the US we have a cable show called Comedy Central and they air special shows called The Roast and pretty much they make jokes of a particular celebrity. Off the top of my head this is who they've roasted so far:
Pamela Anderson
Flavor Flav
David Hasselhoff
William Shatner
Bob Saget
Joan Rivers
They're not the most famous of celebrities. Their humor is in bad taste, but u can't help but laugh. here's a clip
Wilky Banned
United Kingdom
6,198 posts Joined: Mar, 2008
Posted - 2010/12/02 : 09:34:45
quote:Originally posted by kathryn:
quote:Originally posted by Wilky:
When I sent my young daughter off to school in the snow today, she reminded me of my sex life. Shivering, distraught, and penetrated by 2 inches of white stuff.
Wilky Banned
United Kingdom
6,198 posts Joined: Mar, 2008
Posted - 2010/12/02 : 09:37:30
People accused me of being sick when I had sex with my own sister. I can assure you, not a single drop of vomit passed my lips throughout the entire procedure.
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