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acidfluxxbass
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Posted - 2010/12/02 :  13:57:32  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit acidfluxxbass's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
How are wilky's posts any different to spammers who come here, post for about an hour, then get banned?



its a joke thread u dingbat



Jokes are meant to be funny. Not perverse.


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Edited by - acidfluxxbass on 2010/12/02 13:58:05
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quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
How are wilky's posts any different to spammers who come here, post for about an hour, then get banned?



its a joke thread u dingbat



Jokes are meant to be funny. Not perverse.


It also helps if they are actually funny either way.


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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:

That's fooking sick! To think you have kids aswell and you post a joke(sick 1 at that) here.



Well it's fair enough, a woman's been home all day and she doesn't even have the decency to get dinner ready before she turns to her fantasies. It's just rude.


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How do you know when your sister has had her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.

What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a bin?
Finding one dead baby in ten bins.

Time for the dead baby and little johnny jokes to come out.


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Edited by - Lilley on 2010/12/02 14:32:00
Wilky
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Posted - 2010/12/02 :  15:05:16  Show profile  Visit Wilky's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
How are wilky's posts any different to spammers who come here, post for about an hour, then get banned?



its a joke thread u dingbat



Jokes are meant to be funny. Not perverse.


It also helps if they are actually funny either way.




we as everyone finds different things funny...

Im not arsed if you don't like them... keep out My thread if u don't like what's being posted, simple


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acidfluxxbass
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Posted - 2010/12/02 :  15:32:28  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit acidfluxxbass's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
How are wilky's posts any different to spammers who come here, post for about an hour, then get banned?



its a joke thread u dingbat



Jokes are meant to be funny. Not perverse.


It also helps if they are actually funny either way.




we as everyone finds different things funny...

Im not arsed if you don't like them... keep out My thread if u don't like what's being posted, simple



Your thread?

Nah some of them have been slightly funny, but the Baby P one was a step too far.

Generalised sister/father jokes are the limit, but when you relate to particular stuff, you're dancing over the line imo...


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Who really gives a F***?



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quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
How are wilky's posts any different to spammers who come here, post for about an hour, then get banned?



its a joke thread u dingbat



Jokes are meant to be funny. Not perverse.


It also helps if they are actually funny either way.




keep out My thread if u don't like what's being posted, simple



Your thread?





lol i laughed at that joke as well! if you can't remove comments or block ppl from this thread, then it isn't really yours now is it?


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What do you call a Burger King in 500 BC?

Ancient Grease


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quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by acidfluxxbass:
How are wilky's posts any different to spammers who come here, post for about an hour, then get banned?



its a joke thread u dingbat



Your a dad and thinks its funny to post sick offensive jokes involving children.
If i were your other half it wouldnt just be christmas day i was away from you.


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quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
When I sent my young daughter off to school in the snow today, she reminded me of my sex life. Shivering, distraught, and penetrated by 2 inches of white stuff.



I really liked that one...



quote:
Originally posted by 95_was_the_time:
what's brown, and sticky?























a stick



****in lol'd!




quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:
Your a dad and thinks its funny to post sick offensive jokes involving children.
If i were your other half it wouldnt just be christmas day i was away from you.



I see nothing wrong in this thread. It is one thing to talk about something he would never do, then do it and not say nothing at all.

I would say this is the same as like you are going to kill someone, in a joking manner. Would you get upset and call the cop on them, get them arrested for contemplating murder? Or making a black/arab joke because you have a black/arab friend, then you call him a raciest? As he stated before, they are jokes, and like he said before, if you dont like it you can GTFO. Its the internet... This isnt even anything bad... Come back when you want to see something really bad, death/rape/murder/ect.

So wilky, you may continue with your plot to try and make me laugh...


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Your life must be fun.

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quote:
Originally posted by atomsk:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
When I sent my young daughter off to school in the snow today, she reminded me of my sex life. Shivering, distraught, and penetrated by 2 inches of white stuff.



I really liked that one...



quote:
Originally posted by 95_was_the_time:
what's brown, and sticky?























a stick



****in lol'd!




quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:
Your a dad and thinks its funny to post sick offensive jokes involving children.
If i were your other half it wouldnt just be christmas day i was away from you.



I see nothing wrong in this thread. It is one thing to talk about something he would never do, then do it and not say nothing at all.

I would say this is the same as like you are going to kill someone, in a joking manner. Would you get upset and call the cop on them, get them arrested for contemplating murder? Or making a black/arab joke because you have a black/arab friend, then you call him a raciest? As he stated before, they are jokes, and like he said before, if you dont like it you can GTFO. Its the internet... This isnt even anything bad... Come back when you want to see something really bad, death/rape/murder/ect.

So wilky, you may continue with your plot to try and make me laugh...



Am entitled to my opinion and it is a general discussion threaD.


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Wilky
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Posted - 2010/12/02 :  18:54:22  Show profile  Visit Wilky's homepage
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:
quote:
Originally posted by atomsk:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
When I sent my young daughter off to school in the snow today, she reminded me of my sex life. Shivering, distraught, and penetrated by 2 inches of white stuff.



I really liked that one...



quote:
Originally posted by 95_was_the_time:
what's brown, and sticky?























a stick



****in lol'd!




quote:
Originally posted by kathryn:
Your a dad and thinks its funny to post sick offensive jokes involving children.
If i were your other half it wouldnt just be christmas day i was away from you.



I see nothing wrong in this thread. It is one thing to talk about something he would never do, then do it and not say nothing at all.

I would say this is the same as like you are going to kill someone, in a joking manner. Would you get upset and call the cop on them, get them arrested for contemplating murder? Or making a black/arab joke because you have a black/arab friend, then you call him a raciest? As he stated before, they are jokes, and like he said before, if you dont like it you can GTFO. Its the internet... This isnt even anything bad... Come back when you want to see something really bad, death/rape/murder/ect.

So wilky, you may continue with your plot to try and make me laugh...



Am entitled to my opinion and it is a general discussion threaD.



no, its a joke thread...

your life must be fun if u can't help but moan about a few "jokes"...

get over it ffs.... and get a life....


just for u...



I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got 1 arm bless him. I shouted, "Where you off to Charlie?" He said "I'm going to change a light bulb." I laughed my ****ing head off and said that's gonna be a bit awkward ain't it? "Not really" he said, "I've still got the ****in receipt, you spiteful ****!


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These jokes that are meant to be offensive just try way too hard, and in fact are just terrible and reflects the mentality of the retards that invent them.



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